- 1st
- 01:00 am
Broken nose, concussion, racoon eyes, lucrative oxycontin prescription.
- 3 comments
01:00 amBroken nose, concussion, racoon eyes, lucrative oxycontin prescription.
08:36 am"It doesn't matter." "It doesn't?!" "THAT'S what matters."
08:36 am"It doesn't matter." "It doesn't?!" "THAT'S what matters."
- 2nd
- 07:48 am
You mean, do I know how to land what’s left of this thing? Under the circumstances, I’d say the abi
- 4 comments
07:48 amYou mean, do I know how to land what’s left of this thing? Under the circumstances, I’d say the abi
- 3rd
- 08:04 am
This just in: Pope John Paul II is STILL dead.
- 7 comments
08:04 amThis just in: Pope John Paul II is STILL dead.
10:10 amBTW, I'll be your Mt. Ararat
- 19 comments
10:10 amBTW, I'll be your Mt. Ararat
- 4th
- 11:01 am
It's All Over Town!
- 10 comments
11:01 amIt's All Over Town!
- 5th
- 08:00 am
Getting all my ducks in a row.
- 4 comments
08:00 amGetting all my ducks in a row.
- 6th
- 02:31 am
(no subject)
- 6 comments
02:31 am(no subject)
- 8th
- 08:46 am
(no subject)
08:46 am(no subject)
- 9th
- 11:54 am
And while the Queen strangled on in the solitude she preferred, the battle continued on.
11:54 amAnd while the Queen strangled on in the solitude she preferred, the battle continued on.
- 10th
- 06:33 am
(no subject)
- 3 comments
06:33 am(no subject)
06:57 am(no subject)
06:57 am(no subject)
07:09 am(no subject)
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01:15 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
01:15 pm(no subject)
- 11th
- 02:45 am
No comics...
02:45 amNo comics...
05:14 amBad Ending to a Good Weekend.
- 9 comments
05:14 amBad Ending to a Good Weekend.
06:45 amThe weekend project.
- 6 comments
06:45 amThe weekend project.
11:07 pm(no subject)
11:07 pm(no subject)
- 13th
- 10:02 am
(no subject)
- 1 comment
10:02 am(no subject)
08:43 pmRuminations on the naked cruelty of children: I always voted to let the Trix Rabbit eat his cereal.
- 2 comments
08:43 pmRuminations on the naked cruelty of children: I always voted to let the Trix Rabbit eat his cereal.
- 14th
- 04:39 am
(no subject)
- 3 comments
04:39 am(no subject)
- 15th
- 09:01 am
I wish our relationship was more like Jenn and Emily's. They have a nine pistachio relations
- 6 comments
09:01 amI wish our relationship was more like Jenn and Emily's. They have a nine pistachio relations
10:03 amThe Nine of Pistachios represents the Texas girl and her Canadian love. Reversed, it represents M2F
- 6 comments
10:03 amThe Nine of Pistachios represents the Texas girl and her Canadian love. Reversed, it represents M2F
06:19 pmI'm the Queen of France!
- 1 comment
06:19 pmI'm the Queen of France!
- 16th
- 07:03 am
ALLEZ CUISINE!
- 9 comments
07:03 amALLEZ CUISINE!
07:59 am...and then the Ayatollah HIMSELF drove me home!
- 13 comments
07:59 am...and then the Ayatollah HIMSELF drove me home!
- 17th
- 04:15 am
Excuse me, but would you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?
- 8 comments
04:15 amExcuse me, but would you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?
- 18th
- 03:57 am
(no subject)
- 4 comments
03:57 am(no subject)
- 19th
- 07:47 am
Right now at the airport, it's -22 degrees C. If I was at the airport, I think I'd jump on a plane
- 3 comments
07:47 amRight now at the airport, it's -22 degrees C. If I was at the airport, I think I'd jump on a plane
07:03 pm(no subject)
- 5 comments
07:03 pm(no subject)
- 20th
- 06:17 am
http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp
- 4 comments
06:17 amhttp://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp
09:55 amIf I was elected Pope, I'd name myself Pope Motherfucker the First.
- 6 comments
09:55 amIf I was elected Pope, I'd name myself Pope Motherfucker the First.
11:00 am(no subject)
11:00 am(no subject)
08:59 pmThey operate with different nastiness paradigms.
- 2 comments
08:59 pmThey operate with different nastiness paradigms.
- 21st
- 04:47 am
!@#($^!)@*$^%!@)*$%!@*^%!@*#
- 4 comments
04:47 am!@#($^!)@*$^%!@)*$%!@*^%!@*#
06:11 pmWe proved Civil War soldiers would win a battle against the crew from 'Star Trek.'
- 8 comments
06:11 pmWe proved Civil War soldiers would win a battle against the crew from 'Star Trek.'
- 22nd
- 07:14 am
Because you demanded it!
- 7 comments
07:14 amBecause you demanded it!
10:04 amHe asked for Christine McGlade, but he got Cyndi Kennedy
10:04 amHe asked for Christine McGlade, but he got Cyndi Kennedy
04:23 pm::whimper::
04:23 pm::whimper::
- 23rd
- 07:27 am
Will you kindly DIE!
- 4 comments
07:27 amWill you kindly DIE!
08:49 pmDAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
08:49 pmDAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
- 24th
- 05:58 am
Why, yes, I am a Movie Buff, why do you ask?
- 6 comments
05:58 amWhy, yes, I am a Movie Buff, why do you ask?
08:06 amWas there supposed to be a male voice in there somewhere?
08:06 amWas there supposed to be a male voice in there somewhere?
- 25th
- 05:21 am
Ram the Rama-lama-ding-dong out of those suckas!
- 2 comments
05:21 amRam the Rama-lama-ding-dong out of those suckas!
12:58 pmCause the only thing worse than having three characters, all wearing masks and veils, is to make the
- 4 comments
12:58 pmCause the only thing worse than having three characters, all wearing masks and veils, is to make the
- 26th
- 06:42 am
"Come, sweet slumber, and shroud me in thy purple cloak." Huh. Doesn't even rhyme.
- 4 comments
06:42 am"Come, sweet slumber, and shroud me in thy purple cloak." Huh. Doesn't even rhyme.
08:33 amWe could have saved Terry Schaivo, if we'd just put a pinball machine in front of her!
- 4 comments
08:33 amWe could have saved Terry Schaivo, if we'd just put a pinball machine in front of her!
- 28th
- 07:03 am
Forty pounds of Allison is just hair.
- 2 comments
07:03 amForty pounds of Allison is just hair.
07:07 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
07:07 am(no subject)
- 29th
- 08:09 am
Last night, Pace gave me exactly what I asked for: she bit me while loudly humming the Imperial Marc
- 15 comments
08:09 amLast night, Pace gave me exactly what I asked for: she bit me while loudly humming the Imperial Marc
08:26 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
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- 30th
- 08:23 am
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08:23 am(no subject)
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