- 1st
- 11:59 pm
I've been using the same paper clip for a year now.
11:59 pmI've been using the same paper clip for a year now.
- 2nd
- 03:49 am
I learned more about embalming than I ever wanted to know.
- 1 comment
03:49 amI learned more about embalming than I ever wanted to know.
05:19 amActually, the instructor isn't really human. It's a product of the Mobile Ass-kicking Robots projec
- 5 comments
05:19 amActually, the instructor isn't really human. It's a product of the Mobile Ass-kicking Robots projec
02:15 pmHoney, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
02:15 pmHoney, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
11:59 pm(bad muse. no biscuit)
11:59 pm(bad muse. no biscuit)
- 3rd
- 02:40 pm
Only Smell-O-Vision(tm) can save us.
02:40 pmOnly Smell-O-Vision(tm) can save us.
- 4th
- 11:59 am
[simulation of an all-penguin basketball team cheered on by polar bears]
11:59 am[simulation of an all-penguin basketball team cheered on by polar bears]
- 5th
- 11:59 pm
observables that don't cummute can still have mutual eigenstates!
- 2 comments
11:59 pmobservables that don't cummute can still have mutual eigenstates!
- 6th
- 04:02 pm
Have some coffee already, people.
04:02 pmHave some coffee already, people.
07:26 pmTo raise the issue of Tigger's parentage is to invite all sorts of other questions. What happened t
07:26 pmTo raise the issue of Tigger's parentage is to invite all sorts of other questions. What happened t
11:59 pmActually, I run my machine at a depressed clock speed. That way, I can really feel like it's going
11:59 pmActually, I run my machine at a depressed clock speed. That way, I can really feel like it's going
- 7th
- 11:59 pm
what I mean is, we have "offensive" well-covered already.
11:59 pmwhat I mean is, we have "offensive" well-covered already.
- 8th
- 11:59 pm
oh, c'mon. be fair. I think piercing is part of the job training.
11:59 pmoh, c'mon. be fair. I think piercing is part of the job training.
- 9th
- 03:55 pm
Area Juggler Juggles Family, Juggling
03:55 pmArea Juggler Juggles Family, Juggling
08:06 pmBut before the mandatory A* shadow-puppet performance
08:06 pmBut before the mandatory A* shadow-puppet performance
- 10th
- 10:11 am
I recommend you wear black leather and develop a fixation on eggplant.
10:11 amI recommend you wear black leather and develop a fixation on eggplant.
12:07 pmThey took too much BSD back in the '80's.
12:07 pmThey took too much BSD back in the '80's.
11:59 pmExpect the unexpectorated.
11:59 pmExpect the unexpectorated.
- 11th
- 03:18 pm
One day you'll be grateful to me for taking the time each day to teach you to withstand relentless a
03:18 pmOne day you'll be grateful to me for taking the time each day to teach you to withstand relentless a
11:59 pmwhat is the final plan? I would like to object to it, whatever it is
11:59 pmwhat is the final plan? I would like to object to it, whatever it is
- 12th
- 11:59 pm
I'm too busy redoing my object hierarchy to care
11:59 pmI'm too busy redoing my object hierarchy to care
- 13th
- 11:59 pm
Ha! Like I can be the unmoveable post to Pete's unstoppable oink.
11:59 pmHa! Like I can be the unmoveable post to Pete's unstoppable oink.
- 14th
- 04:09 pm
I've erased Internet Explorer, but it won't go away.
04:09 pmI've erased Internet Explorer, but it won't go away.
10:36 pm(no subject)
10:36 pm(no subject)
11:59 pm(no subject)
11:59 pm(no subject)
- 15th
- 06:15 am
(no subject)
06:15 am(no subject)
02:34 pmNever hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
02:34 pmNever hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
11:59 pmWhether he was there legitimately to fleeing the authorities I have no clue.
- 2 comments
11:59 pmWhether he was there legitimately to fleeing the authorities I have no clue.
- 16th
- 11:59 pm
The same rules apply to geoducks
- 1 comment
11:59 pmThe same rules apply to geoducks
- 17th
- 11:59 pm
Strictly speaking, this is more in line with the philosophy of small, crippled tools.
11:59 pmStrictly speaking, this is more in line with the philosophy of small, crippled tools.
- 18th
- 11:59 pm
Mammoths turn up there with reasonable regularity.
- 2 comments
11:59 pmMammoths turn up there with reasonable regularity.
- 19th
- 11:59 pm
Our fun word for the day is "dermatoglyphy."
11:59 pmOur fun word for the day is "dermatoglyphy."
- 21st
- 11:59 pm
That's not a network, that's a modem.
- 4 comments
11:59 pmThat's not a network, that's a modem.
- 22nd
- 07:09 pm
"A toast...to absent friends...in memory still bright,"
07:09 pm"A toast...to absent friends...in memory still bright,"
11:59 pmOne longs for the touch of outrage offered by the carcasses of slaughtered animals.
11:59 pmOne longs for the touch of outrage offered by the carcasses of slaughtered animals.
- 23rd
- 05:37 pm
(no subject)
05:37 pm(no subject)
09:57 pmThings fall apart - the center does not hold.
09:57 pmThings fall apart - the center does not hold.
- 24th
- 01:09 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
01:09 am(no subject)
04:23 pm(no subject)
04:23 pm(no subject)
11:59 pmI'll stand on my head and do strange things for a little more
11:59 pmI'll stand on my head and do strange things for a little more
- 25th
- 11:59 pm
Mwuhahaha - - dance! Dance for me, lest I freeze thy buttocks to thy chair!
11:59 pmMwuhahaha - - dance! Dance for me, lest I freeze thy buttocks to thy chair!
- 26th
- 03:10 pm
Overcharge for dinner... Oh, so scared. We use automatic weapons.
03:10 pmOvercharge for dinner... Oh, so scared. We use automatic weapons.
11:59 pmYou see a warning sign. Translated, it says "In case of fire, do not use difficult-to-escape-from s
- 4 comments
11:59 pmYou see a warning sign. Translated, it says "In case of fire, do not use difficult-to-escape-from s
- 27th
- 02:20 pm
your character set oppresses me
- 1 comment
02:20 pmyour character set oppresses me
05:50 pmThat's what i want: Ho Ho's.
- 2 comments
05:50 pmThat's what i want: Ho Ho's.
11:59 pmyou don't type with that one. you suck it.
11:59 pmyou don't type with that one. you suck it.
- 29th
- 02:20 pm
White, but with oriental genes and maybe a bit of Neanderthal.
- 2 comments
02:20 pmWhite, but with oriental genes and maybe a bit of Neanderthal.
- 30th
- 11:59 pm
This product certified ISO 9000 butt-quota-compliant
11:59 pmThis product certified ISO 9000 butt-quota-compliant
- 31st
- 04:43 am
(no subject)
04:43 am(no subject)
02:12 pmIf kids think they can go around killing demons at graduation ceremonies...well, what's the world co
02:12 pmIf kids think they can go around killing demons at graduation ceremonies...well, what's the world co
05:59 pm(no subject)
05:59 pm(no subject)
11:59 pmThe line noise is visually encapsulated into a small pill that's easy to swallow.
11:59 pmThe line noise is visually encapsulated into a small pill that's easy to swallow.
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