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- 1st
- 12:14 am
Thank you, Andrea....
- 2 comments
12:14 amThank you, Andrea....
- 3rd
- 02:43 am
We're here with an important public service announcement! Winners don't drink bathroom cleanser.
02:43 amWe're here with an important public service announcement! Winners don't drink bathroom cleanser.
03:13 pmI don't, offhand, know the answer to the intellectually fascinating edge case you present
- 1 comment
03:13 pmI don't, offhand, know the answer to the intellectually fascinating edge case you present
11:59 pmFill it with about...five billion CCs of adrenaline.
11:59 pmFill it with about...five billion CCs of adrenaline.
- 4th
- 12:53 am
::grumble::
- 1 comment
12:53 am::grumble::
01:14 amBTW
01:14 amBTW
02:21 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
02:21 am(no subject)
11:59 pmHere are some famous Dogs: Socrates, Benjamin Franklin, George Gershwin, Harry Houdini, Herbert Hoov
- 7 comments
11:59 pmHere are some famous Dogs: Socrates, Benjamin Franklin, George Gershwin, Harry Houdini, Herbert Hoov
- 5th
- 04:32 pm
Me, Grimlock, like movie, hate tribal life.
04:32 pmMe, Grimlock, like movie, hate tribal life.
06:02 pmSir Giggles von Laffsalott!
06:02 pmSir Giggles von Laffsalott!
- 6th
- 12:47 am
I'm watching Jaws. Heh. Ripped. Heh...
12:47 amI'm watching Jaws. Heh. Ripped. Heh...
02:46 am(no subject)
02:46 am(no subject)
05:05 pmYou forgot Uranus....
05:05 pmYou forgot Uranus....
11:59 pmDarn tootin', nephew breath
- 4 comments
11:59 pmDarn tootin', nephew breath
- 7th
- 02:24 pm
(no subject)
02:24 pm(no subject)
05:15 pm(no subject)
05:15 pm(no subject)
- 8th
- 05:02 am
Venezuela will no longer be an option for you.
05:02 amVenezuela will no longer be an option for you.
03:12 pm::sigh::
- 3 comments
03:12 pm::sigh::
11:59 pmWant somethign to pour blue milk over? Sith Charms are magically delicious!
11:59 pmWant somethign to pour blue milk over? Sith Charms are magically delicious!
- 9th
- 04:14 am
Golden Spoons of Justice.
04:14 amGolden Spoons of Justice.
11:59 pmPut's the FUN and MEN back in fundamentalist.
11:59 pmPut's the FUN and MEN back in fundamentalist.
- 10th
- 03:52 am
::sigh::
03:52 am::sigh::
04:07 am::sigh::
- 2 comments
04:07 am::sigh::
06:19 pmYou don't understand! I AM A SPY! I'm a Cold War operative in the Sex War - caught behind enemy li
06:19 pmYou don't understand! I AM A SPY! I'm a Cold War operative in the Sex War - caught behind enemy li
07:03 pm::heh::
07:03 pm::heh::
- 11th
- 11:59 pm
DIRECTIONS: LIGHT FUSE. PUT IN MOUTH
- 2 comments
11:59 pmDIRECTIONS: LIGHT FUSE. PUT IN MOUTH
- 12th
- 12:04 am
Anne Rice Krispies, stays crunchy in blood
12:04 amAnne Rice Krispies, stays crunchy in blood
- 13th
- 03:19 am
What jus thappened here?
03:19 amWhat jus thappened here?
06:35 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
06:35 pm(no subject)
07:54 pm(no subject)
07:54 pm(no subject)
- 14th
- 12:39 am
FINEST K.O. - You lose.
- 5 comments
12:39 amFINEST K.O. - You lose.
01:56 am(no subject)
01:56 am(no subject)
11:59 pmFINEST K.O - You win
- 1 comment
11:59 pmFINEST K.O - You win
- 15th
- 02:55 am
Ceram of Wheat - Take me Away!
02:55 amCeram of Wheat - Take me Away!
11:59 pmForget that Folger's crap. You want a real buzz, try this. I made it from Jolt Cola, E, crank, PCP a
- 3 comments
11:59 pmForget that Folger's crap. You want a real buzz, try this. I made it from Jolt Cola, E, crank, PCP a
- 16th
- 03:42 am
I never met a sushi I didn't like.
03:42 amI never met a sushi I didn't like.
- 20th
- 12:17 am
Now strip down so I can get at your bubos.
12:17 amNow strip down so I can get at your bubos.
01:16 amHe was so full of life! And disease, too....
01:16 amHe was so full of life! And disease, too....
- 21st
- 02:33 am
Even domiatrices have kids....
- 1 comment
02:33 amEven domiatrices have kids....
- 22nd
- 11:55 am
I can't take credit for it...it was the doing of The Magical Reboot Faeries.
11:55 amI can't take credit for it...it was the doing of The Magical Reboot Faeries.
12:47 pmThe Word of the Day is "TASTYSAMMICH."
12:47 pmThe Word of the Day is "TASTYSAMMICH."
- 23rd
- 09:24 pm
"I think the Reverend Matthews is confused." "That's alright. I'll have hime completely bewildered
09:24 pm"I think the Reverend Matthews is confused." "That's alright. I'll have hime completely bewildered
10:13 pm(no subject)
10:13 pm(no subject)
- 24th
- 01:46 am
I'm half uber-romantic and half unebliveable freak
01:46 amI'm half uber-romantic and half unebliveable freak
02:26 amCause Nightyv made me do it.
02:26 amCause Nightyv made me do it.
04:11 amIf a train left Boston going east at 35MPH and another train left Montreal at the speed of light, wh
- 1 comment
04:11 amIf a train left Boston going east at 35MPH and another train left Montreal at the speed of light, wh
02:36 pmGENIUS KITTIES! Walk! Talk! Solve differential equations! They love YOU!
02:36 pmGENIUS KITTIES! Walk! Talk! Solve differential equations! They love YOU!
03:00 pmFun JennFact of the Day!
03:00 pmFun JennFact of the Day!
11:59 pmI sing in 3 octaves, 7 languages, and stop time. I eat glass, play slap cello, tap dance, play durb
- 2 comments
11:59 pmI sing in 3 octaves, 7 languages, and stop time. I eat glass, play slap cello, tap dance, play durb
- 25th
- 12:53 am
give me the uzi now and I'll tell you
- 2 comments
12:53 amgive me the uzi now and I'll tell you
01:25 pmYour "Evaporated Yoo-Hoo with Karo Syrup with Kool-Aid sprinkles" pick-me-up?
- 9 comments
01:25 pmYour "Evaporated Yoo-Hoo with Karo Syrup with Kool-Aid sprinkles" pick-me-up?
11:59 pmAragorn still into Frodo. "Boromir, give the Ring back to Froooodoo." "Boromir, let *me* carry Frodo
- 2 comments
11:59 pmAragorn still into Frodo. "Boromir, give the Ring back to Froooodoo." "Boromir, let *me* carry Frodo
- 26th
- 08:04 pm
(no subject)
08:04 pm(no subject)
11:59 pmA Deadly Game of Cat and Blender
- 4 comments
11:59 pmA Deadly Game of Cat and Blender
- 27th
- 02:31 am
(no subject)
- 1 comment
02:31 am(no subject)
11:58 pmAt least yougot an error messsage...my cereal rebooted.
- 1 comment
11:58 pmAt least yougot an error messsage...my cereal rebooted.
11:59 pmMy documentary is going down the toilet while you watch the "David Lynch Movie Marathon!"
- 1 comment
11:59 pmMy documentary is going down the toilet while you watch the "David Lynch Movie Marathon!"
- 28th
- 01:56 am
It is a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs. I sus
01:56 amIt is a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs. I sus
02:39 amAlright, let me go get a bucket.
02:39 amAlright, let me go get a bucket.
01:38 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
01:38 pm(no subject)
02:26 pm"Of course I'm no artist! I don't have wierd psychological quirks or unending arrogance and hatred f
02:26 pm"Of course I'm no artist! I don't have wierd psychological quirks or unending arrogance and hatred f
04:58 pmThere's definitely definitely definitely no logic to human behavior.
- 2 comments
04:58 pmThere's definitely definitely definitely no logic to human behavior.
- 29th
- 02:42 am
It's the backstory that makes it sweet.
02:42 amIt's the backstory that makes it sweet.
03:14 amAmores Perros
- 7 comments
03:14 amAmores Perros
02:27 pmED IS THE STANDARD UNIX TEXT EDITOR!!!
02:27 pmED IS THE STANDARD UNIX TEXT EDITOR!!!
03:03 pmWhat would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
03:03 pmWhat would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
- 30th
- 02:17 am
Maybe once in a while, I'll toss a grenade and duck, just to see what happens. Grenades are more fu
- 2 comments
02:17 amMaybe once in a while, I'll toss a grenade and duck, just to see what happens. Grenades are more fu
05:05 amQuidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
05:05 amQuidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
11:59 pmElectrical safety is for the weak and unworthy
11:59 pmElectrical safety is for the weak and unworthy
- 31st
- 03:55 am
You are being taken under our power to your destination.
03:55 amYou are being taken under our power to your destination.
04:14 amShake well before serving!
04:14 amShake well before serving!
02:19 pmWho would have guesses he was soaking 12 girls in quicklime in the cellar?
- 1 comment
02:19 pmWho would have guesses he was soaking 12 girls in quicklime in the cellar?
11:59 pmso is this panasasasasasasas again?
- 3 comments
11:59 pmso is this panasasasasasasas again?
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