- 1st
- 04:34 am
(no subject)
- 6 comments
04:34 am(no subject)
07:08 amOut with the old, in with the new.
- 1 comment
07:08 amOut with the old, in with the new.
- 2nd
- 08:00 am
Because we haven't seen her smile in a very long time....
- 3 comments
08:00 amBecause we haven't seen her smile in a very long time....
08:05 amHeadlines that get inside your head and kick your head's ass!
- 6 comments
08:05 amHeadlines that get inside your head and kick your head's ass!
- 4th
- 08:03 am
They make money the old fashioned way - they quarry it with a giant brontosaurus.
08:03 amThey make money the old fashioned way - they quarry it with a giant brontosaurus.
- 5th
- 06:12 am
Stop vibrating! He's just trying to control you!
- 4 comments
06:12 amStop vibrating! He's just trying to control you!
07:19 amMospeada Update:
07:19 amMospeada Update:
- 6th
- 02:30 am
THING!!!
02:30 amTHING!!!
05:02 amMaybe he's got one of those pornographic memories.
- 1 comment
05:02 amMaybe he's got one of those pornographic memories.
- 7th
- 07:39 am
Happy Bass-Day to You!
07:39 amHappy Bass-Day to You!
06:36 pmUsing the letter of the law to destroy the spirit of the law:
- 7 comments
06:36 pmUsing the letter of the law to destroy the spirit of the law:
- 8th
- 07:47 am
All love is unrequited.
- 4 comments
07:47 amAll love is unrequited.
11:16 pm(no subject)
- 8 comments
11:16 pm(no subject)
- 9th
- 02:43 am
As seen on TV.
- 16 comments
02:43 amAs seen on TV.
- 10th
- 07:12 am
I'd give my left leg to go to Japan. Then buy a technically superior one while I'm there.
- 5 comments
07:12 amI'd give my left leg to go to Japan. Then buy a technically superior one while I'm there.
- 11th
- 05:09 am
What a whingher.
- 5 comments
05:09 amWhat a whingher.
08:41 amRight you are Kenny.
- 4 comments
08:41 amRight you are Kenny.
- 12th
- 01:59 am
Frodo, drop the ring-y into the lava-y!
- 6 comments
01:59 amFrodo, drop the ring-y into the lava-y!
- 13th
- 07:50 am
(no subject)
- 1 comment
07:50 am(no subject)
- 14th
- 07:35 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
07:35 am(no subject)
- 15th
- 09:15 am
(no subject)
- 4 comments
09:15 am(no subject)
- 16th
- 07:00 am
You should not speak with an accent when you know I am so hungry.
07:00 amYou should not speak with an accent when you know I am so hungry.
- 17th
- 06:41 am
OK, well, we've done a lot for the music lovers on the show, so it's time we did something for the m
06:41 amOK, well, we've done a lot for the music lovers on the show, so it's time we did something for the m
08:43 pmMama's Dynasty
- 2 comments
08:43 pmMama's Dynasty
- 18th
- 05:56 am
Because when you come to San Antonio to see the Alamo, you automatically think of Australian groceri
05:56 amBecause when you come to San Antonio to see the Alamo, you automatically think of Australian groceri
- 19th
- 05:12 am
String three random words together and you will find a fetish site for it....
- 6 comments
05:12 amString three random words together and you will find a fetish site for it....
- 20th
- 03:45 am
(no subject)
03:45 am(no subject)
07:14 amKerry won Iowa? I don't care about that! I need news on why our cable is out!
07:14 amKerry won Iowa? I don't care about that! I need news on why our cable is out!
- 21st
- 07:59 am
What luck, I just happen to have correspondence degrees in Murderology AND Murderonomy!
- 8 comments
07:59 amWhat luck, I just happen to have correspondence degrees in Murderology AND Murderonomy!
- 23rd
- 07:12 am
There is no wind in the windmills of your mind.
- 8 comments
07:12 amThere is no wind in the windmills of your mind.
- 24th
- 08:07 am
But german is such a lyrical and flowing language! I mean, I love that song "Das Auffenshwienzerstu
- 3 comments
08:07 amBut german is such a lyrical and flowing language! I mean, I love that song "Das Auffenshwienzerstu
- 25th
- 05:12 am
If I had a hizzle it'd be fijizzling right now.
05:12 amIf I had a hizzle it'd be fijizzling right now.
08:35 am"He showed disrespect for the badge, so I apprehended him and put him in the car for booking." "And
08:35 am"He showed disrespect for the badge, so I apprehended him and put him in the car for booking." "And
06:42 pm(no subject)
06:42 pm(no subject)
- 26th
- 07:29 am
You know a good time has been had when you have frosting on your feet.
07:29 amYou know a good time has been had when you have frosting on your feet.
06:06 pm"You must be the man who didn't know he had a pimple or a boil." "It was a gummi bear."
06:06 pm"You must be the man who didn't know he had a pimple or a boil." "It was a gummi bear."
- 27th
- 07:52 am
(no subject)
07:52 am(no subject)
- 28th
- 08:26 am
Hey, Rocketman! I'd like to name my own price for your big sweet ass!
- 6 comments
08:26 amHey, Rocketman! I'd like to name my own price for your big sweet ass!
- 29th
- 07:52 am
This one's Optimistic
- 4 comments
07:52 amThis one's Optimistic
- 30th
- 06:48 am
(no subject)
- 7 comments
06:48 am(no subject)
- 31st
- 07:30 am
All I'm missing now is Kurt Cobain
- 7 comments
07:30 amAll I'm missing now is Kurt Cobain
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