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- 1st
- 08:17 am
Come to my office and I will tell it to you in my deep Slavic voice.
08:17 amCome to my office and I will tell it to you in my deep Slavic voice.
10:07 pmI have the COOLEST fans.
- 4 comments
10:07 pmI have the COOLEST fans.
- 2nd
- 08:14 am
If I were Christian, here's where I'd say "Have you thought about accepting Jesus as your Lord and S
- 1 comment
08:14 amIf I were Christian, here's where I'd say "Have you thought about accepting Jesus as your Lord and S
05:51 pmStolen from michiru_umi.
- 1 comment
05:51 pmStolen from michiru_umi.
- 3rd
- 05:58 am
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- 9 comments
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05:24 pmI'm afraid of Americans.
- 3 comments
05:24 pmI'm afraid of Americans.
11:41 pmHUMOR BREAK
- 4 comments
11:41 pmHUMOR BREAK
- 4th
- 08:14 am
Helping people is passe. Being a self-serving asshole is where the money is.
- 4 comments
08:14 amHelping people is passe. Being a self-serving asshole is where the money is.
- 5th
- 07:14 am
"Some days I don't know why I bother." "I dont' know why you bother at all."
07:14 am"Some days I don't know why I bother." "I dont' know why you bother at all."
04:28 pm"Some days I don't know why I bother." "I dont' know why you bother at all."
- 11 comments
04:28 pm"Some days I don't know why I bother." "I dont' know why you bother at all."
06:31 pmThere shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
06:31 pmThere shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
- 7th
- 07:34 am
AWFW Sneak Preview
- 2 comments
07:34 amAWFW Sneak Preview
- 8th
- 07:57 am
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06:50 pmDeep down inside, we're ALL Snaggletooth.
06:50 pmDeep down inside, we're ALL Snaggletooth.
- 9th
- 07:41 am
Must...not....spoil...response....
- 8 comments
07:41 amMust...not....spoil...response....
- 10th
- 07:45 am
MY NAME IS PRECIOUS ROY! AND YOU SMELL LIKE OLD SOUP!
- 5 comments
07:45 amMY NAME IS PRECIOUS ROY! AND YOU SMELL LIKE OLD SOUP!
- 11th
- 07:16 am
The little punk drove a golf cart through my bar mitzvah! And on top of that, he was dressed up lik
- 4 comments
07:16 amThe little punk drove a golf cart through my bar mitzvah! And on top of that, he was dressed up lik
07:32 am"Have you been sleep walking again?" "No." "Then why are all these tires here?"
- 4 comments
07:32 am"Have you been sleep walking again?" "No." "Then why are all these tires here?"
07:49 pm(no subject)
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- 12th
- 02:26 am
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08:24 amMy aplliances...look at them over there, silently conspiring to defeat me!
- 16 comments
08:24 amMy aplliances...look at them over there, silently conspiring to defeat me!
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09:02 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
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- 13th
- 07:44 am
The elders are so crescent fresh.
- 1 comment
07:44 amThe elders are so crescent fresh.
- 15th
- 08:23 am
Orion Pictures presents....CRAPTASTICA!
- 6 comments
08:23 amOrion Pictures presents....CRAPTASTICA!
- 16th
- 07:55 am
And tonight was gonna be "Disco Fresh...."
- 9 comments
07:55 amAnd tonight was gonna be "Disco Fresh...."
08:18 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
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- 17th
- 08:19 am
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07:26 pmGonna be one of those days....
07:26 pmGonna be one of those days....
09:20 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
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- 18th
- 07:18 am
Now, while it's true that I occasionally have sex with a flaming dead cow, I don't think that necess
- 9 comments
07:18 amNow, while it's true that I occasionally have sex with a flaming dead cow, I don't think that necess
- 19th
- 07:48 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
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- 20th
- 10:11 pm
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- 1 comment
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- 22nd
- 09:16 am
My calendar is far superior to your primitive methods of tracking time. I'm early in ways you can't
- 6 comments
09:16 amMy calendar is far superior to your primitive methods of tracking time. I'm early in ways you can't
- 23rd
- 08:24 am
Clobberlla beats you up! Clobberlla beats you up! Clobberlla beats you up! Clobberllaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- 4 comments
08:24 amClobberlla beats you up! Clobberlla beats you up! Clobberlla beats you up! Clobberllaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- 24th
- 07:30 am
If anyone knows a reason why we two shouldn't get together in matrimony: SHUT UP!
- 2 comments
07:30 amIf anyone knows a reason why we two shouldn't get together in matrimony: SHUT UP!
- 25th
- 06:59 am
Kinda hits you where you live, huh, Gaius?
- 1 comment
06:59 amKinda hits you where you live, huh, Gaius?
- 26th
- 07:11 am
Singing King FunShine can kiss my ass.
07:11 amSinging King FunShine can kiss my ass.
06:17 pm(no subject)
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- 27th
- 09:22 am
(no subject)
- 12 comments
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10:58 pm"Have a nice...something."
- 1 comment
10:58 pm"Have a nice...something."
- 28th
- 11:26 am
Go Hang a Salami, I'ma Lasagna Hog!
- 6 comments
11:26 amGo Hang a Salami, I'ma Lasagna Hog!
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- 5 comments
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- 29th
- 04:14 pm
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- 4 comments
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- 30th
- 06:32 am
Typos courtesy Bad Sleep.
06:32 amTypos courtesy Bad Sleep.
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