- 1st
- 08:01 am
"So I have this really good idea where I--" "Stop right there. None of your ideas are good, and thi
- 3 comments
08:01 am"So I have this really good idea where I--" "Stop right there. None of your ideas are good, and thi
08:44 am"How did you manage to get toothpaste everywhere but your mouth!?" "Wormholes."
08:44 am"How did you manage to get toothpaste everywhere but your mouth!?" "Wormholes."
- 2nd
- 07:39 am
Dead Lion for Breakfast
07:39 amDead Lion for Breakfast
- 3rd
- 07:00 am
(no subject)
- 13 comments
07:00 am(no subject)
07:12 amFor some reason I am wondering what the "lethal side effects" of viagra are, and if they're as amusi
- 2 comments
07:12 amFor some reason I am wondering what the "lethal side effects" of viagra are, and if they're as amusi
08:28 amamoebic dysentery kicks ass
08:28 amamoebic dysentery kicks ass
09:05 amOkay, last one for today, I promise.
- 18 comments
09:05 amOkay, last one for today, I promise.
- 4th
- 07:20 am
Sounds like the Doomsday Whistle! It hain't been on in nigh three years!
- 3 comments
07:20 amSounds like the Doomsday Whistle! It hain't been on in nigh three years!
- 5th
- 06:36 am
Your baby will occasionally burst into flame. Just ignore it and it should clear up.
06:36 amYour baby will occasionally burst into flame. Just ignore it and it should clear up.
- 6th
- 09:20 am
And what about Naomi?!
- 2 comments
09:20 amAnd what about Naomi?!
05:48 pmAs the one guy said to the other guy who was getting fed up, "I'm getting Fed Up!" I wanna wash my
- 1 comment
05:48 pmAs the one guy said to the other guy who was getting fed up, "I'm getting Fed Up!" I wanna wash my
- 7th
- 08:05 am
How many people will have the patience to breed cockroaches to a colume of eight cubic feet?
08:05 amHow many people will have the patience to breed cockroaches to a colume of eight cubic feet?
08:07 am"Honestly, I don't know why I bother sometimes!" "I don't know why you bother, ever."
- 2 comments
08:07 am"Honestly, I don't know why I bother sometimes!" "I don't know why you bother, ever."
09:01 pm(no subject)
09:01 pm(no subject)
- 8th
- 08:26 am
Some days you ARE the whirlwind, somedays you REAP the whirlwind.
08:26 amSome days you ARE the whirlwind, somedays you REAP the whirlwind.
09:22 am(no subject)
- 3 comments
09:22 am(no subject)
07:56 pmNotes on the run
07:56 pmNotes on the run
11:30 pmIn your eyes, will her soul be remembered.
- 3 comments
11:30 pmIn your eyes, will her soul be remembered.
- 9th
- 02:37 am
Your replacement will probably be even more insane than that tribal bitch's body you live in now!
- 2 comments
02:37 amYour replacement will probably be even more insane than that tribal bitch's body you live in now!
- 10th
- 02:56 am
As you are now, we once were. As we are now, you may become.
02:56 amAs you are now, we once were. As we are now, you may become.
08:17 amI was beginning to think you were a dream. And then I thought, maybe you were...her....
- 2 comments
08:17 amI was beginning to think you were a dream. And then I thought, maybe you were...her....
08:11 pm(no subject)
08:11 pm(no subject)
- 11th
- 07:13 am
You won't have Bil Keane to kick around anymore!
07:13 amYou won't have Bil Keane to kick around anymore!
- 12th
- 03:51 am
o/` Snarky! The mouse with PMS! o/~
- 2 comments
03:51 amo/` Snarky! The mouse with PMS! o/~
07:29 amIf you get ant motels, be sure to stock the mini-bars appropriately. Ants are notorious lushes.
- 5 comments
07:29 amIf you get ant motels, be sure to stock the mini-bars appropriately. Ants are notorious lushes.
- 13th
- 09:35 am
Max likes to watch alien pornography, such as "Snow White and the Seven Narns" and "Who's Your Littl
- 6 comments
09:35 amMax likes to watch alien pornography, such as "Snow White and the Seven Narns" and "Who's Your Littl
- 14th
- 01:15 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
01:15 am(no subject)
07:10 am(no subject)
07:10 am(no subject)
09:40 am(no subject)
09:40 am(no subject)
01:05 pm"Hold it! No food in the arcade." "Blip, this isn't food. It's a Barth Burger." "No pets either."
- 22 comments
01:05 pm"Hold it! No food in the arcade." "Blip, this isn't food. It's a Barth Burger." "No pets either."
07:27 pmWow! One pop culture reference and the crowd goes wild! This must be how "Family Guy" feels ALL TH
- 5 comments
07:27 pmWow! One pop culture reference and the crowd goes wild! This must be how "Family Guy" feels ALL TH
- 15th
- 06:16 am
(no subject)
06:16 am(no subject)
- 16th
- 07:10 am
"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! " "Hi, I'm
- 8 comments
07:10 am"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! " "Hi, I'm
- 17th
- 08:34 am
Well, let me tell you one thing, son: Nobody lends money to a man with a sense of humour.
08:34 amWell, let me tell you one thing, son: Nobody lends money to a man with a sense of humour.
- 18th
- 08:04 am
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
- 7 comments
08:04 amStrange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
- 19th
- 06:21 am
I begged him not to get puppy helmet.
- 6 comments
06:21 amI begged him not to get puppy helmet.
07:17 amAll love is unrequieted, Stephen. All of it.
- 7 comments
07:17 amAll love is unrequieted, Stephen. All of it.
- 20th
- 08:56 am
When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is t
- 5 comments
08:56 amWhen the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is t
- 21st
- 03:35 am
(no subject)
03:35 am(no subject)
- 22nd
- 06:34 am
THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!
- 4 comments
06:34 amTHAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!
- 23rd
- 07:06 am
(no subject)
- 7 comments
07:06 am(no subject)
08:24 amHey, it's not like he stayed dead.
- 3 comments
08:24 amHey, it's not like he stayed dead.
- 24th
- 07:09 am
I'm sure my insurance doesn't pay out for "violently disgruntled grad student."
- 3 comments
07:09 amI'm sure my insurance doesn't pay out for "violently disgruntled grad student."
07:37 amB^E gets the illustrious rating of ABSOLUTE FAILURE.
- 1 comment
07:37 amB^E gets the illustrious rating of ABSOLUTE FAILURE.
05:43 pm(no subject)
- 4 comments
05:43 pm(no subject)
09:27 pmEnlightenment carries it's own dope slap.
- 2 comments
09:27 pmEnlightenment carries it's own dope slap.
- 25th
- 06:57 pm
God bless you archvists, whereever ya are!
06:57 pmGod bless you archvists, whereever ya are!
- 27th
- 07:55 am
You're one cute little monster.
- 2 comments
07:55 amYou're one cute little monster.
07:23 pm(no subject)
- 8 comments
07:23 pm(no subject)
- 28th
- 04:38 am
(no subject)
- 4 comments
04:38 am(no subject)
09:44 amThe fiction in her family was that she was never nice.
09:44 amThe fiction in her family was that she was never nice.
07:08 pmTAKE COVER--ENTER SHELTERS NOW--DELICIOUSNESS IMMINENT
07:08 pmTAKE COVER--ENTER SHELTERS NOW--DELICIOUSNESS IMMINENT
10:41 pmDo what ye will, harm no one, eat chocolate. Packed with peanuts, Wicca really satisfies.
- 5 comments
10:41 pmDo what ye will, harm no one, eat chocolate. Packed with peanuts, Wicca really satisfies.
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