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- 1st
- 03:13 am
Oh, my.
03:13 amOh, my.
03:16 pmMy ship is my ship. My arm is my arm. I don't need insrtuctions.
03:16 pmMy ship is my ship. My arm is my arm. I don't need insrtuctions.
- 2nd
- 05:03 am
If it means having a wardrobe like Chairman Kaga, I'd host Iron Chef anyday!
- 6 comments
05:03 amIf it means having a wardrobe like Chairman Kaga, I'd host Iron Chef anyday!
04:03 pmWell tht was a fine howdoyado.
04:03 pmWell tht was a fine howdoyado.
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- 3rd
- 05:42 am
Oh, no! The whole big lil' ole building is about to fall!
05:42 amOh, no! The whole big lil' ole building is about to fall!
- 4th
- 03:38 am
Where in the !@#$ is Carmen Sandiego?
03:38 amWhere in the !@#$ is Carmen Sandiego?
04:57 pmSwooooooooooky.
- 4 comments
04:57 pmSwooooooooooky.
- 6th
- 09:35 pm
Honey, this is your Nell Carter wake-up call!
- 4 comments
09:35 pmHoney, this is your Nell Carter wake-up call!
- 7th
- 01:11 am
I am Mother Nature incarnate! And I'm thoroughly pissed off!
01:11 amI am Mother Nature incarnate! And I'm thoroughly pissed off!
03:13 amIt is self-evident that women find baldness attractive. Otherwise, your hair would be responding dif
03:13 amIt is self-evident that women find baldness attractive. Otherwise, your hair would be responding dif
05:11 amA man took me aside and showed me an exquisite flower growing from a hairline crack in a thick bed o
- 8 comments
05:11 amA man took me aside and showed me an exquisite flower growing from a hairline crack in a thick bed o
06:50 pmThe periodic clicky noises are disconcerting.
- 4 comments
06:50 pmThe periodic clicky noises are disconcerting.
- 8th
- 04:52 am
Let me put it another way. Rats enjoy Taco Bell Gorditas even more than I do. Guinea pigs view lettu
- 1 comment
04:52 amLet me put it another way. Rats enjoy Taco Bell Gorditas even more than I do. Guinea pigs view lettu
04:39 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
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- 9th
- 01:13 am
OK, don't get hostile. Whatever. I'm your little pizza. See this? It's a restraining order from your
- 4 comments
01:13 amOK, don't get hostile. Whatever. I'm your little pizza. See this? It's a restraining order from your
04:53 am"Arrr." The lonely call of the wayward mariner. Truly, I feel sorry for him, down in me bones. I tak
- 2 comments
04:53 am"Arrr." The lonely call of the wayward mariner. Truly, I feel sorry for him, down in me bones. I tak
- 10th
- 12:17 am
I haven't had this much fun since I chased my hamster all the way to Saint Louis!
- 2 comments
12:17 amI haven't had this much fun since I chased my hamster all the way to Saint Louis!
04:52 amOne of the first things he was careful to explain was that "Powerpuff Girl Man always has to wear a
- 2 comments
04:52 amOne of the first things he was careful to explain was that "Powerpuff Girl Man always has to wear a
05:33 amrrrraaaaaAAAAAUUUGGGGggghhhh
05:33 amrrrraaaaaAAAAAUUUGGGGggghhhh
03:49 pm...senator by day...sith lord by night...mandy on the weekends...
- 2 comments
03:49 pm...senator by day...sith lord by night...mandy on the weekends...
- 11th
- 03:47 am
toaster solution requires too many trips to the toaster
- 2 comments
03:47 amtoaster solution requires too many trips to the toaster
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- 12th
- 12:39 am
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- 8 comments
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03:42 pm...lead us not into Penn Station, but deliver us a weasel....
03:42 pm...lead us not into Penn Station, but deliver us a weasel....
06:21 pmA citizen may snore with immunity in his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual an
- 3 comments
06:21 pmA citizen may snore with immunity in his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual an
- 13th
- 03:16 am
Oh, Mandy! Well, you schemed and created Darth Vader, but he'll change back someday. Oh Mandy...
- 10 comments
03:16 amOh, Mandy! Well, you schemed and created Darth Vader, but he'll change back someday. Oh Mandy...
04:12 pm(no subject)
- 16 comments
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- 14th
- 02:58 am
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- 9 comments
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- 15th
- 02:37 am
Mr. Data, set a course...for ROMANCE!
02:37 amMr. Data, set a course...for ROMANCE!
05:33 am...of course she is...
05:33 am...of course she is...
- 16th
- 05:21 am
Somebody HELP the CAPTAIN!
- 2 comments
05:21 amSomebody HELP the CAPTAIN!
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- 17th
- 01:45 am
You're supposed to be dumpster diving for dinners scraps you McDonald's Chicken McNobody!
- 1 comment
01:45 amYou're supposed to be dumpster diving for dinners scraps you McDonald's Chicken McNobody!
05:23 pmWe lull them into a false sense of security with our misshapen crania, then we POUNCE.
- 8 comments
05:23 pmWe lull them into a false sense of security with our misshapen crania, then we POUNCE.
- 18th
- 02:12 am
Now you can join the ranks of the truly evil.
02:12 amNow you can join the ranks of the truly evil.
04:32 amJenn, you havespirit-guides. Have had them for years. ('A spirit-guide' by any other n
- 3 comments
04:32 amJenn, you havespirit-guides. Have had them for years. ('A spirit-guide' by any other n
06:02 am(no subject)
- 9 comments
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04:54 pmPrepare to be H&R Rocked!
04:54 pmPrepare to be H&R Rocked!
- 19th
- 12:50 am
Mooooooon saaaaailllloooooorr poooooweeerr AAAUUGGHHH WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!
- 8 comments
12:50 amMooooooon saaaaailllloooooorr poooooweeerr AAAUUGGHHH WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!
- 20th
- 05:36 am
A guard is being posted at the new electric pencil sharpener, due to the fact that ever pencil in th
- 12 comments
05:36 amA guard is being posted at the new electric pencil sharpener, due to the fact that ever pencil in th
- 21st
- 03:45 am
Repaint version - This is not a new product at all. The Edition of us whom it is already on market
- 8 comments
03:45 amRepaint version - This is not a new product at all. The Edition of us whom it is already on market
- 22nd
- 04:13 am
The wheels on the bus go round and round.
04:13 amThe wheels on the bus go round and round.
- 23rd
- 04:02 am
Quick! To the Molecudar! I have it trained on Gravity Girl's Body! Blur Speed!
- 2 comments
04:02 amQuick! To the Molecudar! I have it trained on Gravity Girl's Body! Blur Speed!
- 24th
- 03:32 am
Mooooon Sniiiiiiify Powerrrrrrrrrrr!
- 1 comment
03:32 amMooooon Sniiiiiiify Powerrrrrrrrrrr!
- 26th
- 01:54 am
Plutonium casts shadows across your bones, and cooks you from the inside.
01:54 amPlutonium casts shadows across your bones, and cooks you from the inside.
03:13 pm(no subject)
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- 27th
- 04:05 am
She can arrange Rubik's cube by staring at it sternly!
- 4 comments
04:05 amShe can arrange Rubik's cube by staring at it sternly!
- 28th
- 02:30 am
7. You will no longer be considered a churlish loafer.
- 1 comment
02:30 am7. You will no longer be considered a churlish loafer.
- 29th
- 01:49 am
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- 1 comment
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- 30th
- 03:06 am
Oooh, I love it whan guys butt chests about cars.
- 1 comment
03:06 amOooh, I love it whan guys butt chests about cars.
04:00 pm::grumble::
04:00 pm::grumble::
06:07 pmToday has been cancelled due to lack of interest....
- 4 comments
06:07 pmToday has been cancelled due to lack of interest....
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