- 1st
- 03:49 pm
Maybe we should all go underground/And try to live a life without the sun./Please be careful not to
- 8 comments
03:49 pmMaybe we should all go underground/And try to live a life without the sun./Please be careful not to
- 3rd
- 09:13 pm
!!!
- 2 comments
09:13 pm!!!
- 5th
- 12:00 am
My grandmother's cutting board is looking on in pride, instead of the usual "disgrace and shame brou
- 12 comments
12:00 amMy grandmother's cutting board is looking on in pride, instead of the usual "disgrace and shame brou
06:57 pmColor changing card trick
- 9 comments
06:57 pmColor changing card trick
- 6th
- 04:08 am
AWFW #199 Preview Pic
04:08 amAWFW #199 Preview Pic
04:10 amThe sand which is there gets in the sandwiches there.
- 10 comments
04:10 amThe sand which is there gets in the sandwiches there.
04:23 pmKnew your father I did!
- 7 comments
04:23 pmKnew your father I did!
- 7th
- 12:04 am
TIGER UPPERCUT!
12:04 amTIGER UPPERCUT!
10:25 am(no subject)
10:25 am(no subject)
08:48 pmThe wrapper on the red one said "Radberry - artificially flavored." Good thing too, because I think
- 12 comments
08:48 pmThe wrapper on the red one said "Radberry - artificially flavored." Good thing too, because I think
- 8th
- 04:11 pm
Basically you can say anything you want, as long as it's composed of A B G H M N R or Z.
- 12 comments
04:11 pmBasically you can say anything you want, as long as it's composed of A B G H M N R or Z.
- 9th
- 10:25 pm
DAMN YOU BUCHANAN!
- 8 comments
10:25 pmDAMN YOU BUCHANAN!
- 11th
- 01:01 am
Everything I've got here is Dickensian.....
- 13 comments
01:01 amEverything I've got here is Dickensian.....
- 12th
- 04:04 pm
I went to see my girlfriend in Canada and all I got was this lousy toque.
- 1 comment
04:04 pmI went to see my girlfriend in Canada and all I got was this lousy toque.
06:43 pmThis was begging and pleading to be told today....
06:43 pmThis was begging and pleading to be told today....
- 14th
- 02:43 am
The world is is our torturer and our friends the bars that keep us in prison.
- 3 comments
02:43 amThe world is is our torturer and our friends the bars that keep us in prison.
03:21 am"Why are you doing this?" "I AM FRENCH!"
- 1 comment
03:21 am"Why are you doing this?" "I AM FRENCH!"
- 15th
- 01:39 am
No comics for 5/14
- 2 comments
01:39 amNo comics for 5/14
- 16th
- 02:32 am
According to him, I'm personally responsible for 9/11.
- 7 comments
02:32 amAccording to him, I'm personally responsible for 9/11.
03:30 amYou're a very naughty man. I'm going to the bathroom and when I return, I'm going to deal with you.
03:30 amYou're a very naughty man. I'm going to the bathroom and when I return, I'm going to deal with you.
- 17th
- 02:58 am
As I look into an empty sky, somebody tell me why?
- 11 comments
02:58 amAs I look into an empty sky, somebody tell me why?
03:35 amWho's gonna talk like Curly, when Curly isn't here?
- 8 comments
03:35 amWho's gonna talk like Curly, when Curly isn't here?
- 18th
- 06:24 pm
As a general rule, I won't play with anyone who is massless and transparent to light.
- 4 comments
06:24 pmAs a general rule, I won't play with anyone who is massless and transparent to light.
- 19th
- 03:31 am
Medical emergency! The captain has been infected by an instellar gay gene.
- 4 comments
03:31 amMedical emergency! The captain has been infected by an instellar gay gene.
- 20th
- 05:18 pm
(no subject)
- 9 comments
05:18 pm(no subject)
- 21st
- 02:34 am
O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers.
- 5 comments
02:34 amO dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers.
06:50 pmDue to Earth's polluted atmosphere, Ultraman can only retain this for for two minutes. TIME IS RUNN
- 7 comments
06:50 pmDue to Earth's polluted atmosphere, Ultraman can only retain this for for two minutes. TIME IS RUNN
- 22nd
- 12:01 am
(no subject)
- 7 comments
12:01 am(no subject)
02:44 amIt's the end. But the moment has been prepared for.
- 3 comments
02:44 amIt's the end. But the moment has been prepared for.
02:54 am"Good dog, K9." "Affection noted, Mistress."
- 6 comments
02:54 am"Good dog, K9." "Affection noted, Mistress."
- 24th
- 12:50 pm
Let me talk to you about something far sexier - property taxes
- 1 comment
12:50 pmLet me talk to you about something far sexier - property taxes
04:30 pmToday's Job Description:
- 1 comment
04:30 pmToday's Job Description:
- 25th
- 02:40 pm
(no subject)
- 1 comment
02:40 pm(no subject)
11:35 pmAnd in lighter news.
- 1 comment
11:35 pmAnd in lighter news.
- 27th
- 06:16 am
Six months ago I wouldn't have given her the time of day.
- 2 comments
06:16 amSix months ago I wouldn't have given her the time of day.
- 28th
- 08:15 pm
They keeps sendin' 'em to me, I'll keep posting.
- 2 comments
08:15 pmThey keeps sendin' 'em to me, I'll keep posting.
10:25 pmThey're fruity! They're delicious! They're delicious! They're fruity! GOOD LORD, THEY'RE FRUITY!
- 4 comments
10:25 pmThey're fruity! They're delicious! They're delicious! They're fruity! GOOD LORD, THEY'RE FRUITY!
- 29th
- 03:40 am
Truly, you have them, and they are but large and brass.
- 4 comments
03:40 amTruly, you have them, and they are but large and brass.
- 30th
- 04:08 am
It's like badibidabadibidabadibida, babibidabadibidbadibidabadibidbadibidabadibid - DAH
- 8 comments
04:08 amIt's like badibidabadibidabadibida, babibidabadibidbadibidabadibidbadibidabadibid - DAH
03:55 pm...
03:55 pm...
- 31st
- 04:05 am
Now give me that damned banana.
- 5 comments
04:05 amNow give me that damned banana.
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