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- 1st
- 03:14 am
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- 2nd
- 08:58 pm
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- 3rd
- 05:29 pm
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- 1 comment
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11:59 pmVan Damme is Van Damme in "Van Damme You All To Hell."
11:59 pmVan Damme is Van Damme in "Van Damme You All To Hell."
- 4th
- 04:44 am
What about the non-freaks among you?
- 3 comments
04:44 amWhat about the non-freaks among you?
07:06 pmYou're welcome! I often say the same things of republicans! Carry on, Seargant Major!
- 1 comment
07:06 pmYou're welcome! I often say the same things of republicans! Carry on, Seargant Major!
07:09 pmMeh heh.
- 2 comments
07:09 pmMeh heh.
11:59 pmThe game of flying mushrooms!
11:59 pmThe game of flying mushrooms!
- 5th
- 12:33 am
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- 3 comments
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11:59 pmShe was in her cell, and the nice ladies there told me she was one of the most playful and affection
11:59 pmShe was in her cell, and the nice ladies there told me she was one of the most playful and affection
- 6th
- 11:59 pm
"Ok, so what's it going to take to get you into this car today?" "A lot more than an offer of some c
- 1 comment
11:59 pm"Ok, so what's it going to take to get you into this car today?" "A lot more than an offer of some c
- 7th
- 12:30 am
::grr::
12:30 am::grr::
03:20 pmWait a minute. I have never uttered thew word powerpointerestimating.
03:20 pmWait a minute. I have never uttered thew word powerpointerestimating.
04:50 pm(no subject)
04:50 pm(no subject)
11:59 pmFae Fae! Smoke smoke, Fae Fae! Puff Puff, Fae Fae!
11:59 pmFae Fae! Smoke smoke, Fae Fae! Puff Puff, Fae Fae!
- 8th
- 03:25 pm
Bat boy. Lost. His funding. I don't care what ANYONE else says... that defines recession. Period
- 1 comment
03:25 pmBat boy. Lost. His funding. I don't care what ANYONE else says... that defines recession. Period
04:52 pmFor Nathan....
- 1 comment
04:52 pmFor Nathan....
10:24 pmEverything you touch, you destroy!
10:24 pmEverything you touch, you destroy!
- 9th
- 02:03 am
Sounds like someone's sick. How very marvelous. I do hope that it's serious. Something dreadful.
02:03 amSounds like someone's sick. How very marvelous. I do hope that it's serious. Something dreadful.
04:57 amFrankly, this is a side of you that I hope never to see again.
04:57 amFrankly, this is a side of you that I hope never to see again.
- 11th
- 12:11 am
Miss Nesbit called today...to say YOU'RE STILL BROKEN UP.
- 1 comment
12:11 amMiss Nesbit called today...to say YOU'RE STILL BROKEN UP.
03:38 amIf you're like me - and I know I am – you’re going to start wondering just how much funnier Gillian’
- 1 comment
03:38 amIf you're like me - and I know I am – you’re going to start wondering just how much funnier Gillian’
01:52 pm(no subject)
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- 12th
- 01:38 am
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth!
- 7 comments
01:38 amEdward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth!
04:51 pmAlways on the verge of the employed....
- 3 comments
04:51 pmAlways on the verge of the employed....
11:58 pmBobby never caught on that he could have bored a hole in himself and let the sap out.
11:58 pmBobby never caught on that he could have bored a hole in himself and let the sap out.
- 13th
- 04:21 am
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- 2 comments
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04:25 pmThe integral shielding i nthe cublicle walls absorbed most of the gamma rays. No personnel received
04:25 pmThe integral shielding i nthe cublicle walls absorbed most of the gamma rays. No personnel received
04:48 pmThey seem familiar/Memories of red dot fun/Happy equals bite.
04:48 pmThey seem familiar/Memories of red dot fun/Happy equals bite.
- 14th
- 03:41 pm
"What do you think? Nine to five it's a Pullitzer Prize winner!" "There's no Z in brassiere."
- 3 comments
03:41 pm"What do you think? Nine to five it's a Pullitzer Prize winner!" "There's no Z in brassiere."
- 15th
- 02:34 am
I spent all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
02:34 amI spent all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
04:51 amBite me, Frodo.
- 3 comments
04:51 amBite me, Frodo.
- 16th
- 02:55 am
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn
- 1 comment
02:55 amJoseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn
03:49 amno one is going to confuse protocol testnig with cookies.
03:49 amno one is going to confuse protocol testnig with cookies.
- 18th
- 02:03 am
THE POWER OF PONCH COMPELLS YOU!
- 3 comments
02:03 amTHE POWER OF PONCH COMPELLS YOU!
- 19th
- 04:26 am
What sort of sacrifices do the off-by-one gods perfer?
- 3 comments
04:26 amWhat sort of sacrifices do the off-by-one gods perfer?
02:22 pmeverybody wang chung tonight.
02:22 pmeverybody wang chung tonight.
- 20th
- 12:48 am
It's the Cold War all over again. We will bury you. Only htis time in tight sequinned pants.
12:48 amIt's the Cold War all over again. We will bury you. Only htis time in tight sequinned pants.
03:26 amIn the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two distinct groups. The police who p
- 1 comment
03:26 amIn the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two distinct groups. The police who p
03:44 am(no subject)
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11:15 pmReincarne Guisada
- 1 comment
11:15 pmReincarne Guisada
- 21st
- 12:16 am
agggh. my eyeballs have been sucked beyond the snarkyquote event horizon.
- 1 comment
12:16 amagggh. my eyeballs have been sucked beyond the snarkyquote event horizon.
12:23 amIn what sense did you "care about" the insane sadist?
12:23 amIn what sense did you "care about" the insane sadist?
01:49 amYou have two minutes to reach minimum safe difference.
- 1 comment
01:49 amYou have two minutes to reach minimum safe difference.
03:31 amTerrific. Now to win a larceny trial all we have to do is prove how the universe ends.
03:31 amTerrific. Now to win a larceny trial all we have to do is prove how the universe ends.
- 22nd
- 12:53 am
Do I look like a tick about to burst in this sweater?
12:53 amDo I look like a tick about to burst in this sweater?
04:37 pmPlease, Lord, let us reach puberty so we can unleash our mutant powers upon a world that hates and f
- 1 comment
04:37 pmPlease, Lord, let us reach puberty so we can unleash our mutant powers upon a world that hates and f
06:37 pmNo one can help you find your keys; the power to find them lies with you alone.
06:37 pmNo one can help you find your keys; the power to find them lies with you alone.
08:33 pmTABOO - The Sixth Sense
08:33 pmTABOO - The Sixth Sense
08:40 pmYour are a powerful genius kitty.
08:40 pmYour are a powerful genius kitty.
11:42 pmThe only thing keeping Iron Chef from beng anymore Japanese is tentacle mosnters attacking teenaged
11:42 pmThe only thing keeping Iron Chef from beng anymore Japanese is tentacle mosnters attacking teenaged
- 23rd
- 07:08 am
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- 1 comment
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- 24th
- 01:27 am
We fix everything from tractors to relationships!
01:27 amWe fix everything from tractors to relationships!
04:30 amThat's a rare form of albino jelly.
- 2 comments
04:30 amThat's a rare form of albino jelly.
05:08 amQuizzies.
- 1 comment
05:08 amQuizzies.
- 25th
- 08:59 pm
Shampoo never tastes like it smells.
- 3 comments
08:59 pmShampoo never tastes like it smells.
- 26th
- 02:56 pm
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03:29 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
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- 27th
- 12:52 am
If people see you mean them no harm, they never hurt you. Nine times out of ten.
- 2 comments
12:52 amIf people see you mean them no harm, they never hurt you. Nine times out of ten.
01:25 am"Brought to you by "Ouchies": The sharp, prickly toy you bathe with"
- 3 comments
01:25 am"Brought to you by "Ouchies": The sharp, prickly toy you bathe with"
04:45 amI'm touching Norm Abrams! I hugging Norm Abrams! I'm holding Norm Abrams above my head!
- 2 comments
04:45 amI'm touching Norm Abrams! I hugging Norm Abrams! I'm holding Norm Abrams above my head!
05:00 pmNorm Abrams! King of the Pixie People!
05:00 pmNorm Abrams! King of the Pixie People!
06:01 pmJimmy Crack Corn and I don't care...Jimmy Crack Corn and...la la la...WE built this city on rock and
06:01 pmJimmy Crack Corn and I don't care...Jimmy Crack Corn and...la la la...WE built this city on rock and
- 28th
- 01:27 am
I dumped grain alcohol and painkillers into their Gatorade and replaced the soccer ball with a paint
01:27 amI dumped grain alcohol and painkillers into their Gatorade and replaced the soccer ball with a paint
02:27 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
02:27 am(no subject)
04:33 amDaylight Savings Time RULES! It's ROCKIN' Man!
04:33 amDaylight Savings Time RULES! It's ROCKIN' Man!
05:19 pmAnkh if you love Isis
- 3 comments
05:19 pmAnkh if you love Isis
05:39 pmEtcetera etceter, ad infinitun, ex astra, forever and ever.
05:39 pmEtcetera etceter, ad infinitun, ex astra, forever and ever.
11:53 pmFor those in the know...I weep for the new....
11:53 pmFor those in the know...I weep for the new....
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