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- 1st
- 06:35 am
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04:05 pmI'll smack you all with a buttercream rainbow. Sick a flock of butterflies on you.
04:05 pmI'll smack you all with a buttercream rainbow. Sick a flock of butterflies on you.
07:01 pm"It's got everything! It's got sex it's got violeance, it's got the ethnic angle." "So does a lady
- 2 comments
07:01 pm"It's got everything! It's got sex it's got violeance, it's got the ethnic angle." "So does a lady
10:28 pm(no subject)
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- 2nd
- 05:56 pm
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- 9 comments
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- 5th
- 12:05 am
"I'm going to be the next Canadian Dracula." "You are. You're not even Canadian." "I'm not Dracula
12:05 am"I'm going to be the next Canadian Dracula." "You are. You're not even Canadian." "I'm not Dracula
- 6th
- 10:56 pm
Told you this guy can't shoot for shit.
- 2 comments
10:56 pmTold you this guy can't shoot for shit.
11:40 pm"I feel like a gold bug!" "Then that will be your name, Gold Bug!" "I wish I could be a gold bug. I
- 1 comment
11:40 pm"I feel like a gold bug!" "Then that will be your name, Gold Bug!" "I wish I could be a gold bug. I
- 7th
- 03:27 pm
A squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
- 2 comments
03:27 pmA squirrel is just a rat in a better outfit.
05:40 pmSometimes I forget she's not ALL dead.
05:40 pmSometimes I forget she's not ALL dead.
09:07 pmSilly Rabbit...KICKS ARE FOR RIBS!
- 2 comments
09:07 pmSilly Rabbit...KICKS ARE FOR RIBS!
- 8th
- 03:34 am
"You can't install that remotely, it involves safe mode!" "Versus dangerous mode?"
- 4 comments
03:34 am"You can't install that remotely, it involves safe mode!" "Versus dangerous mode?"
12:58 pm...not literally.
12:58 pm...not literally.
02:47 pm"Great white shark" is too ethnocentric, and will hereby be renamed "great multicultural shark".
- 2 comments
02:47 pm"Great white shark" is too ethnocentric, and will hereby be renamed "great multicultural shark".
07:19 pmClothes are nifty, because they create the possibility of nakedness.
- 5 comments
07:19 pmClothes are nifty, because they create the possibility of nakedness.
- 9th
- 02:13 am
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- 2 comments
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- 11th
- 12:36 am
I hear a new number was discovered between 3 and 4.
- 35 comments
12:36 amIf the terrorists won when the Democrats were voted back into power, then did we also just win the W
- 4 comments
12:36 amI hear a new number was discovered between 3 and 4.
12:36 amIf the terrorists won when the Democrats were voted back into power, then did we also just win the W
- 13th
- 03:35 pm
And how!
- 3 comments
03:35 pmAnd how!
- 18th
- 02:16 am
In the last three days, I've worked 35 hours.
- 5 comments
02:16 amIn the last three days, I've worked 35 hours.
- 20th
- 12:02 pm
Larry can say things like that because he has a MiG-29 and you don't.
- 1 comment
12:02 pmLarry can say things like that because he has a MiG-29 and you don't.
11:12 pmI'm not exaggerating. Seriously.
- 2 comments
11:12 pmI'm not exaggerating. Seriously.
- 22nd
- 10:14 am
(no subject)
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- 23rd
- 11:42 am
A Christmas Video Greeting Card, from [INSERT NAME HERE] to [INSERT RECIPIENT HERE]
11:42 amA Christmas Video Greeting Card, from [INSERT NAME HERE] to [INSERT RECIPIENT HERE]
12:35 pmMER-RY-CHRIST-MAS!
- 7 comments
12:35 pmMER-RY-CHRIST-MAS!
- 24th
- 10:43 am
Well, in that case, come and do me you big theoretical stud.
- 4 comments
10:43 amWell, in that case, come and do me you big theoretical stud.
- 28th
- 04:39 am
Of all the buttocks in all the world, why'd she have to walk into mine?
- 3 comments
04:39 amOf all the buttocks in all the world, why'd she have to walk into mine?
04:51 amWhen she gets to the part about the curried habanero horseradish, don't try any.
- 1 comment
04:51 amWhen she gets to the part about the curried habanero horseradish, don't try any.
01:46 pmWriting is east. Someday we hope to read, too.
- 3 comments
01:46 pmWriting is east. Someday we hope to read, too.
- 29th
- 05:50 pm
My implant would be glowing if that wasn't so 80s.
- 6 comments
05:50 pmMy implant would be glowing if that wasn't so 80s.
- 30th
- 01:31 am
I don't think that's a good thing to do, mom. Larry's been turned to the Dark Side.
- 6 comments
01:31 amI don't think that's a good thing to do, mom. Larry's been turned to the Dark Side.
05:36 pmProtien, fat and carbohydrates are now bad. However, cardboard is acceptable.
- 1 comment
05:36 pmProtien, fat and carbohydrates are now bad. However, cardboard is acceptable.
- 31st
- 06:08 pm
Lets call them "heathen infidels" for the purpose of this discussion.
06:08 pmLets call them "heathen infidels" for the purpose of this discussion.
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