- 1st
- 04:41 pm
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
- 1 comment
04:41 pmMistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
05:20 pmBoredom killers.
- 6 comments
05:20 pmBoredom killers.
11:59 pmAnd of course, Henry the Horse dances a waltz.
11:59 pmAnd of course, Henry the Horse dances a waltz.
- 2nd
- 01:51 am
Meh.
01:51 amMeh.
- 3rd
- 02:38 pm
... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and legally ... impeccable!
02:38 pm... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and legally ... impeccable!
03:24 pmIf you can't take care of your nation, you shant be allowed to have one.
03:24 pmIf you can't take care of your nation, you shant be allowed to have one.
11:58 pmA PROPOSITION! ARTISTY TYPES READ NOW!
- 5 comments
11:58 pmA PROPOSITION! ARTISTY TYPES READ NOW!
11:59 pmMost likely I will avoid using this work, whatever it is.
- 1 comment
11:59 pmMost likely I will avoid using this work, whatever it is.
- 4th
- 12:50 pm
pah. heathens. you can go to sam's club any time. you can only get Balls of Joy 1 week out of the
- 3 comments
12:50 pmpah. heathens. you can go to sam's club any time. you can only get Balls of Joy 1 week out of the
11:59 pmThe lake was infested with piranhas and they ate my new friend, Jimmy. Jimmy and I were the only ki
11:59 pmThe lake was infested with piranhas and they ate my new friend, Jimmy. Jimmy and I were the only ki
- 5th
- 02:57 am
Holy Ministrone!
02:57 amHoly Ministrone!
11:04 am(no subject)
11:04 am(no subject)
07:02 pmWOO HOO!
07:02 pmWOO HOO!
11:59 pmI bring loose mechanisms to the windy sandstone
11:59 pmI bring loose mechanisms to the windy sandstone
- 6th
- 11:29 pm
(no subject)
11:29 pm(no subject)
- 7th
- 02:10 am
Your superego, dear. An ideal in your mind. Sort of an amalgamation of 50s house-wifery, your moth
- 2 comments
02:10 amYour superego, dear. An ideal in your mind. Sort of an amalgamation of 50s house-wifery, your moth
04:15 pm(no subject)
04:15 pm(no subject)
- 9th
- 03:10 am
(no subject)
03:10 am(no subject)
05:36 pm(no subject)
05:36 pm(no subject)
11:59 pmMy area is moist! Give me the brain!
11:59 pmMy area is moist! Give me the brain!
- 10th
- 04:02 am
She's the Chicken, the Egg, and What Came First.
- 1 comment
04:02 amShe's the Chicken, the Egg, and What Came First.
- 11th
- 03:52 am
Estron is the super computer that controls the vital functions on the planet of Amazonian Warrior Wo
03:52 amEstron is the super computer that controls the vital functions on the planet of Amazonian Warrior Wo
04:18 amMy poetry kills cows, but only with an acute sunset.
04:18 amMy poetry kills cows, but only with an acute sunset.
04:49 amThis is what happened to me after you threw me into that pit! I brought a long a clip if you'd like
04:49 amThis is what happened to me after you threw me into that pit! I brought a long a clip if you'd like
11:59 pmGood boy. Now get in the closet.
11:59 pmGood boy. Now get in the closet.
- 12th
- 05:13 am
There's your problem. You have no film, no batteries and the lens cap is still on!
- 4 comments
05:13 amThere's your problem. You have no film, no batteries and the lens cap is still on!
11:59 pmNo. I want to tap the screen and watch things explode.
11:59 pmNo. I want to tap the screen and watch things explode.
- 13th
- 03:23 pm
"I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think about today." "No,
- 1 comment
03:23 pm"I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think about today." "No,
11:59 pmFaith sustains us in the hour when reason tells us that we can not continue, that the whole of our w
11:59 pmFaith sustains us in the hour when reason tells us that we can not continue, that the whole of our w
- 14th
- 03:34 am
It's a very exrtaordinary thing, to those who don't understand. But what you see, you must believe,
03:34 amIt's a very exrtaordinary thing, to those who don't understand. But what you see, you must believe,
- 15th
- 04:14 pm
Get Mr. Happypants. We're going to Spain.
- 1 comment
04:14 pmGet Mr. Happypants. We're going to Spain.
05:55 pmcausality is a fad.
05:55 pmcausality is a fad.
06:23 pmtasteful means that I anoint you with a very small amount of margarita, instead of pouring a whole g
06:23 pmtasteful means that I anoint you with a very small amount of margarita, instead of pouring a whole g
09:19 pmA double layer of cotton twill acts as wool to keep in the heat while letting out the body's moistur
- 2 comments
09:19 pmA double layer of cotton twill acts as wool to keep in the heat while letting out the body's moistur
11:38 pmBut they helped develop my powerful travel zen to its current state.
11:38 pmBut they helped develop my powerful travel zen to its current state.
- 17th
- 03:54 am
Chivalry isn't dead, and for Deener, it's a 24 hour job.
03:54 amChivalry isn't dead, and for Deener, it's a 24 hour job.
03:10 pmI like my lynx hairshirt just fine.
- 4 comments
03:10 pmI like my lynx hairshirt just fine.
03:26 pmThere ain't no place anywhere near this place liek this place so this place must be the place.
- 1 comment
03:26 pmThere ain't no place anywhere near this place liek this place so this place must be the place.
09:03 pm(no subject)
09:03 pm(no subject)
11:54 pmThis is no fantasy...no careless product of wild imagination....
11:54 pmThis is no fantasy...no careless product of wild imagination....
11:59 pmUp, up and awry!
11:59 pmUp, up and awry!
- 19th
- 02:22 pm
Dogs and Drugs - Helping Win the War
02:22 pmDogs and Drugs - Helping Win the War
11:59 pmwhat did the elf say to the dragon that ate a particularly annoying pixie? I like the sprite in you
11:59 pmwhat did the elf say to the dragon that ate a particularly annoying pixie? I like the sprite in you
- 20th
- 04:03 am
A lone figure walks onto the empty stage....
- 4 comments
04:03 amA lone figure walks onto the empty stage....
02:55 pmWill work for food - actually I AM working for food.
02:55 pmWill work for food - actually I AM working for food.
04:31 pmMeh.
04:31 pmMeh.
10:13 pmToo many little...hints.
10:13 pmToo many little...hints.
- 21st
- 12:22 am
For you, the day Bison graced your villiage, was the happiest day of your life. But for me - it was
12:22 amFor you, the day Bison graced your villiage, was the happiest day of your life. But for me - it was
04:08 pmJeff's Amazing Egg Cream Soda - drink it, so she doesn't have to.
04:08 pmJeff's Amazing Egg Cream Soda - drink it, so she doesn't have to.
04:49 pmyeah, don't you remembe rthe "whose underwear is whose?" theme?
- 1 comment
04:49 pmyeah, don't you remembe rthe "whose underwear is whose?" theme?
11:59 pmCastanets? In Chinatown?
11:59 pmCastanets? In Chinatown?
- 22nd
- 02:08 am
Midnight looks right, standing more at ease. PART I
02:08 amMidnight looks right, standing more at ease. PART I
02:12 amDid you hear about Bill Chamber's mother? She said "A Womans Work is Never Done." PART II
- 6 comments
02:12 amDid you hear about Bill Chamber's mother? She said "A Womans Work is Never Done." PART II
02:35 amYou found the princess. WRONG! She's in another house. Go away.
02:35 amYou found the princess. WRONG! She's in another house. Go away.
11:59 pmHas anyone checked your dosage recently?
- 1 comment
11:59 pmHas anyone checked your dosage recently?
- 23rd
- 02:49 am
ooga booga
02:49 amooga booga
11:59 pmDie you crazy funster.
11:59 pmDie you crazy funster.
- 24th
- 04:03 am
Why, Baron Otto Von Cheesebiscuit!
- 2 comments
04:03 amWhy, Baron Otto Von Cheesebiscuit!
04:50 amGrrrrr....
- 2 comments
04:50 amGrrrrr....
03:58 pmOh, shit....
03:58 pmOh, shit....
05:48 pmYou have reached your decision gate, and I can't waste any more time. End of Line.
- 6 comments
05:48 pmYou have reached your decision gate, and I can't waste any more time. End of Line.
08:43 pm(no subject)
08:43 pm(no subject)
- 25th
- 11:59 pm
He didn't make the team, but Coach offered to shoot him out of a cannon into a tank full of sharks a
- 2 comments
11:59 pmHe didn't make the team, but Coach offered to shoot him out of a cannon into a tank full of sharks a
- 26th
- 02:58 am
Marsupial incineration ends badly.
02:58 amMarsupial incineration ends badly.
04:47 amI've seen many a strange things in this world. Including a man getting hit by a cannonball in the s
- 6 comments
04:47 amI've seen many a strange things in this world. Including a man getting hit by a cannonball in the s
11:59 pmI could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar. For example, I could say: "Bad grammar
- 3 comments
11:59 pmI could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar. For example, I could say: "Bad grammar
- 27th
- 03:30 am
My name is Kakix. Yukub Kakix. All men fear me.
- 1 comment
03:30 amMy name is Kakix. Yukub Kakix. All men fear me.
- 28th
- 06:08 am
In the name of peace love harmony and all things sweet and feminine I WILL BEAT YOU TO A PULP
- 2 comments
06:08 amIn the name of peace love harmony and all things sweet and feminine I WILL BEAT YOU TO A PULP
04:33 pmIf that's Jupiter, I'm outta here.
04:33 pmIf that's Jupiter, I'm outta here.
09:44 pmNational Board Of Jenn Dolari Requests $10 Billion Bailout
09:44 pmNational Board Of Jenn Dolari Requests $10 Billion Bailout
- 29th
- 02:02 am
Nyquil: The sniffling-sneezing-coughing-aching-stuffy-head-so-you-can-get-off-the-Book-Depository-be
02:02 amNyquil: The sniffling-sneezing-coughing-aching-stuffy-head-so-you-can-get-off-the-Book-Depository-be
04:32 pm(no subject)
- 4 comments
04:32 pm(no subject)
08:31 pm(no subject)
08:31 pm(no subject)
- 30th
- 02:58 am
Now it's blues in the morning, blues with me all night long.
- 3 comments
02:58 amNow it's blues in the morning, blues with me all night long.
03:34 amBill Mumy Rocks The House
03:34 amBill Mumy Rocks The House
04:47 amBecause I desperately need a good laugh:
04:47 amBecause I desperately need a good laugh:
09:52 pmOh, man....
- 1 comment
09:52 pmOh, man....
- 31st
- 04:13 am
Thingies and junk.
04:13 amThingies and junk.
03:42 pmWhen I'm in my darkest hour....
03:42 pmWhen I'm in my darkest hour....
04:03 pmOh dear...
- 1 comment
04:03 pmOh dear...
05:50 pm(no subject)
05:50 pm(no subject)
08:10 pm(no subject)
08:10 pm(no subject)
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