- 1st
- 01:01 am
And in other news:
01:01 amAnd in other news:
01:59 am(no subject)
01:59 am(no subject)
06:51 amThe Fact of Fiction
06:51 amThe Fact of Fiction
- 2nd
- 03:08 am
It was easy to catch and sedate Leonard Nimoy. The hard part was tattooin' the crescent wrench on hi
03:08 amIt was easy to catch and sedate Leonard Nimoy. The hard part was tattooin' the crescent wrench on hi
05:18 amI'm liiiiiving in a mateeeeerial world, and I am a material girl....
- 2 comments
05:18 amI'm liiiiiving in a mateeeeerial world, and I am a material girl....
06:48 pmYou should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
06:48 pmYou should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
07:22 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
07:22 pm(no subject)
11:09 pmI should let you know that, in addition to knowing the secrets of the universe, I am quite potty-tra
11:09 pmI should let you know that, in addition to knowing the secrets of the universe, I am quite potty-tra
- 3rd
- 01:24 am
Cartoon Network will make a couch potato outta me, yet.
01:24 amCartoon Network will make a couch potato outta me, yet.
07:41 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
07:41 pm(no subject)
09:30 pmThe Great Experiment
- 9 comments
09:30 pmThe Great Experiment
- 4th
- 10:17 pm
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- 2 comments
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- 5th
- 12:13 am
Well...one thing about today....
12:13 amWell...one thing about today....
04:53 pmTwo things I hate about you....
04:53 pmTwo things I hate about you....
- 6th
- 02:51 pm
Hello, pretty ladiy. Drop your deflectors! I've set my phaser to love....
02:51 pmHello, pretty ladiy. Drop your deflectors! I've set my phaser to love....
04:26 pmReverse Psychology to the Nth Degree
- 2 comments
04:26 pmReverse Psychology to the Nth Degree
- 7th
- 03:25 am
CAT BAT ROLL!
- 9 comments
03:25 amCAT BAT ROLL!
05:17 pm(no subject)
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05:43 pm(no subject)
05:43 pm(no subject)
11:59 pmI woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on ev
- 4 comments
11:59 pmI woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on ev
- 8th
- 05:08 am
I was dead long before you were born, and I'll be dead long after you are.
05:08 amI was dead long before you were born, and I'll be dead long after you are.
- 9th
- 03:16 am
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- 6 comments
03:16 am(no subject)
03:57 amYes, you might think that. But you'd be wrong.
03:57 amYes, you might think that. But you'd be wrong.
06:06 amIs it starting to undulate as though several thousand baby scorpions are about to burst out?
06:06 amIs it starting to undulate as though several thousand baby scorpions are about to burst out?
06:33 pmWhy brnig us inside? Not to destroy us. They could have done that outside.
06:33 pmWhy brnig us inside? Not to destroy us. They could have done that outside.
07:08 pmThe question is, Mr. Decker...is there a next move?
07:08 pmThe question is, Mr. Decker...is there a next move?
- 10th
- 10:46 pm
If you call me M'lady one more time, Ancelyn, I'll break your nose.
10:46 pmIf you call me M'lady one more time, Ancelyn, I'll break your nose.
- 12th
- 03:12 am
I guess "ad hominem attacks" are the Spooky Grinning Clown of George's miniature mental golf course.
- 2 comments
03:12 amI guess "ad hominem attacks" are the Spooky Grinning Clown of George's miniature mental golf course.
- 13th
- 02:30 am
o/~ IIIIIII ain't got no waaaaaarant o/~
- 2 comments
02:30 amo/~ IIIIIII ain't got no waaaaaarant o/~
03:38 amI put the F-U in fun
- 2 comments
03:38 amI put the F-U in fun
04:06 amMy name is Kirk, and I'm a Shatnerholic.
- 1 comment
04:06 amMy name is Kirk, and I'm a Shatnerholic.
- 14th
- 05:32 am
Absolutely nothing happened in Sector 17. Remain Calm.
05:32 amAbsolutely nothing happened in Sector 17. Remain Calm.
- 15th
- 02:19 am
"Whenever I fly, I get shot down! But now I can save her with this magic bicycle!" "Attention! Cor
02:19 am"Whenever I fly, I get shot down! But now I can save her with this magic bicycle!" "Attention! Cor
03:37 amAnd the Jeffersons were a spin off from All in the Family, not 'Sea Quest'
- 1 comment
03:37 amAnd the Jeffersons were a spin off from All in the Family, not 'Sea Quest'
05:29 pmWoo hoo. Those wacky Victorian women.
- 2 comments
05:29 pmWoo hoo. Those wacky Victorian women.
05:38 pmAnyoen here fluent in Klingon? Want to translate about ten sentences for a music publisher?
05:38 pmAnyoen here fluent in Klingon? Want to translate about ten sentences for a music publisher?
- 16th
- 12:22 am
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12:22 am(no subject)
02:52 amForgive me, Lord. I could not gaze upon that firestorm.
02:52 amForgive me, Lord. I could not gaze upon that firestorm.
04:34 amEXTRA EXTRA! MOOD FOULED IN THIRTY SECONDS!
- 1 comment
04:34 amEXTRA EXTRA! MOOD FOULED IN THIRTY SECONDS!
06:30 amI REFUSE TO GO TO BED MAD
06:30 amI REFUSE TO GO TO BED MAD
- 17th
- 03:57 am
Please don't gnaw on my gun.
- 3 comments
03:57 amPlease don't gnaw on my gun.
- 18th
- 04:10 am
G. Q. P. H. D. F. B. I.
- 1 comment
04:10 amG. Q. P. H. D. F. B. I.
- 19th
- 03:11 am
We're very satisfied that this passenger was alive when he boarded our aircraft...
03:11 amWe're very satisfied that this passenger was alive when he boarded our aircraft...
03:37 amEd wants chocolate!
- 2 comments
03:37 amEd wants chocolate!
05:01 pmHave you checked behind the couch? I always lost stuff there.
05:01 pmHave you checked behind the couch? I always lost stuff there.
- 20th
- 02:33 am
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04:09 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
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07:35 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
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- 21st
- 04:41 am
Go! Go! Much hatred for you, Deliverer of Milk Dan!
- 1 comment
04:41 amGo! Go! Much hatred for you, Deliverer of Milk Dan!
06:22 pm(no subject)
06:22 pm(no subject)
- 25th
- 12:20 am
The world could only be so lucky....
12:20 amThe world could only be so lucky....
03:43 amThe Left-Handed Path
- 4 comments
03:43 amThe Left-Handed Path
01:58 pmReturn on Investment
01:58 pmReturn on Investment
- 26th
- 01:57 am
shih tzu phrenia
01:57 amshih tzu phrenia
- 27th
- 02:48 am
Well, maybe that's just the way that it is. Don't bother none.
- 3 comments
02:48 amWell, maybe that's just the way that it is. Don't bother none.
01:20 pmAnd away we go....
- 5 comments
01:20 pmAnd away we go....
04:23 pmWE ARE THE DOGGY DOGGY DOGS!
04:23 pmWE ARE THE DOGGY DOGGY DOGS!
04:28 pmBTW, I got happiness from it....
- 1 comment
04:28 pmBTW, I got happiness from it....
11:08 pmKittyloaf. All the cat, non of the calories!
- 1 comment
11:08 pmKittyloaf. All the cat, non of the calories!
- 29th
- 03:06 am
Brad Pitt and his Satanic powers
03:06 amBrad Pitt and his Satanic powers
- 31st
- 04:49 am
It only takes one Cadbury Creme Egg to get ME vibrating.
04:49 amIt only takes one Cadbury Creme Egg to get ME vibrating.