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- 1st
- 07:13 pm
If you turn the tint onyour tv all the way to green, Captain Picards head makes the perfect easter e
07:13 pmIf you turn the tint onyour tv all the way to green, Captain Picards head makes the perfect easter e
- 2nd
- 03:23 am
(no subject)
03:23 am(no subject)
03:18 pmHALP!
03:18 pmHALP!
05:05 pm"All creation mocks me." "That may have something to do with your long distance carrier."
05:05 pm"All creation mocks me." "That may have something to do with your long distance carrier."
11:52 pmThis guy has more things wrong with him than fish-flavored soda.
11:52 pmThis guy has more things wrong with him than fish-flavored soda.
- 3rd
- 12:05 am
Wo Qui Non Coin
12:05 amWo Qui Non Coin
04:26 pm(no subject)
04:26 pm(no subject)
11:19 pm:I can compress any Britney Spears song down to zero bits without loss of quality.
- 1 comment
11:19 pm:I can compress any Britney Spears song down to zero bits without loss of quality.
- 4th
- 02:50 am
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02:50 am(no subject)
- 5th
- 04:22 am
Today is somebody's birthday! Open the phone book and call every number until you find that special
- 8 comments
04:22 amToday is somebody's birthday! Open the phone book and call every number until you find that special
- 6th
- 01:56 am
Is that the abominable concoction you refer to as "The Scourge of the Human Anus"?
01:56 amIs that the abominable concoction you refer to as "The Scourge of the Human Anus"?
02:19 amWe figured out the chassis on the Yugo was made from compressed rust.
02:19 amWe figured out the chassis on the Yugo was made from compressed rust.
03:57 am(no subject)
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- 7th
- 03:27 am
Boogie Woogie Feng Shui
- 1 comment
03:27 amBoogie Woogie Feng Shui
04:49 pmWe demand not only a victory, but a *symbolic* victory.
04:49 pmWe demand not only a victory, but a *symbolic* victory.
07:11 pmfilmed in breathaking Cromagnonscope
07:11 pmfilmed in breathaking Cromagnonscope
- 8th
- 03:48 am
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03:48 am(no subject)
- 9th
- 01:45 am
It's like playing Monopoly with a bunch of narcoleptics; just when you think you're getting somewher
01:45 amIt's like playing Monopoly with a bunch of narcoleptics; just when you think you're getting somewher
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- 10th
- 12:54 am
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- 1 comment
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- 11th
- 01:55 am
All this and more on CNN's "What the @*&! Were You Thinking!"
01:55 amAll this and more on CNN's "What the @*&! Were You Thinking!"
04:59 am(no subject)
04:59 am(no subject)
- 12th
- 04:18 am
My program works better on a chalkboard than on a computer.
04:18 amMy program works better on a chalkboard than on a computer.
05:49 amPossibly the best pieces of music ever made....
- 4 comments
05:49 amPossibly the best pieces of music ever made....
06:55 pmAn entire economy based on pokemon battling and training doesn't sound too viable to me. But if...
06:55 pmAn entire economy based on pokemon battling and training doesn't sound too viable to me. But if...
- 13th
- 05:15 am
My friend Robert ended up being sacrificed and reborn in the light of the One True Elvis...
05:15 amMy friend Robert ended up being sacrificed and reborn in the light of the One True Elvis...
- 14th
- 05:31 pm
what planet did yinx grow up on?
- 6 comments
05:31 pmwhat planet did yinx grow up on?
- 15th
- 04:56 am
Popeye solved everything with his fists, why can't I?
04:56 amPopeye solved everything with his fists, why can't I?
- 16th
- 03:50 am
I'm M. Bison, leader of Shadowloo. I want to be Darth Vader when I grow up.
- 10 comments
03:50 amI'm M. Bison, leader of Shadowloo. I want to be Darth Vader when I grow up.
- 17th
- 01:35 am
I'm not saying it's safe for humans. I'm not saying it's unsafe for humans. All I'm saying is that i
- 2 comments
01:35 amI'm not saying it's safe for humans. I'm not saying it's unsafe for humans. All I'm saying is that i
05:08 amI find the defendants...delicious!
05:08 amI find the defendants...delicious!
05:29 pm(no subject)
- 4 comments
05:29 pm(no subject)
- 18th
- 12:19 am
Shockwave: Starfleet orders Enterprise to return home after the crew seemingly causes the destructio
12:19 amShockwave: Starfleet orders Enterprise to return home after the crew seemingly causes the destructio
04:16 amYou said you wanted to see Paris. So I took you to the movies. "Bon Amie" ot something French like
04:16 amYou said you wanted to see Paris. So I took you to the movies. "Bon Amie" ot something French like
- 19th
- 02:57 am
Can't talk - eating.
02:57 amCan't talk - eating.
04:44 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
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- 20th
- 12:41 am
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03:26 am(no subject)
- 5 comments
04:59 amI wanna horrify you into a coma.
- 4 comments
04:59 amI wanna horrify you into a coma.
05:30 amHis head is the head of evil!
- 2 comments
05:30 amHis head is the head of evil!
05:21 pmI'd like the chance to shoot an educated man once in my life.
05:21 pmI'd like the chance to shoot an educated man once in my life.
- 21st
- 02:16 am
Just because you already have vegetables for hair, doesn't mean you know everything.
- 10 comments
02:16 amJust because you already have vegetables for hair, doesn't mean you know everything.
05:08 amPosted to Alt.Games.SF2
- 4 comments
05:08 amPosted to Alt.Games.SF2
- 22nd
- 05:06 am
(no subject)
- 9 comments
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- 23rd
- 04:33 am
Look at your squeezy-face! You little chunky face, you!
- 1 comment
04:33 amLook at your squeezy-face! You little chunky face, you!
- 24th
- 04:48 am
Plaxy may cause spectacular and enduring yeast infections....
04:48 amPlaxy may cause spectacular and enduring yeast infections....
04:56 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
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- 25th
- 03:40 am
Delaware doesn't have a capital. They use Maryland's.
- 2 comments
03:40 amDelaware doesn't have a capital. They use Maryland's.
- 26th
- 05:22 am
Your Mulla is SO Fatwa!
05:22 amYour Mulla is SO Fatwa!
07:08 am(no subject)
- 7 comments
07:08 am(no subject)
09:55 pmScience Fiction Double Feature!
- 1 comment
09:55 pmScience Fiction Double Feature!
- 28th
- 03:26 am
Mine would be Squeaky Weasel
03:26 amMine would be Squeaky Weasel
- 29th
- 04:08 am
It's like a koala crapped a rainbow directly into my brain!
04:08 amIt's like a koala crapped a rainbow directly into my brain!
05:42 am(no subject)
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03:10 pm(no subject)
- 30th
- 03:35 am
Felix even added a previously unperformed move I named "The Bloogedy Bloogedy My Face is Smacking Ag
- 2 comments
03:35 amFelix even added a previously unperformed move I named "The Bloogedy Bloogedy My Face is Smacking Ag
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