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- 2nd
- 03:25 am
Dude, I don't even BELIEVE in my god, and I can tell that he could kick your god's ass.
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03:25 amDude, I don't even BELIEVE in my god, and I can tell that he could kick your god's ass.
- 3rd
- 10:11 am
I wish I could be bi-curious so I could say “Curiosity: SATISFIED!”
10:11 amI wish I could be bi-curious so I could say “Curiosity: SATISFIED!”
02:27 pmIndiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer.
02:27 pmIndiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer.
- 4th
- 02:45 am
"Women in the Mood to Kiss" - Cutest porn magazine title ever.
- 4 comments
02:45 am"Women in the Mood to Kiss" - Cutest porn magazine title ever.
11:19 amThanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.
- 5 comments
11:19 amThanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.
11:37 amDaffy Duck he had a farm, E I E I O. And on this farm he had an..igloo. E I ... E ... I ... er?
- 13 comments
11:37 amDaffy Duck he had a farm, E I E I O. And on this farm he had an..igloo. E I ... E ... I ... er?
02:45 pmThe Carne Guisada recipe I made a few days ago:
- 1 comment
02:45 pmThe Carne Guisada recipe I made a few days ago:
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- 5th
- 01:31 pm
6 Degrees of Seperation
- 5 comments
01:31 pm6 Degrees of Seperation
- 6th
- 01:30 pm
WISHING YOU ALL IN THE CORNFIELD!
- 5 comments
01:30 pmWISHING YOU ALL IN THE CORNFIELD!
- 7th
- 02:38 am
The Hour of the Wolf.
- 2 comments
02:38 amThe Hour of the Wolf.
11:27 amThere's plenty of beer in the starboard fridge and plenty of White Castles in the port fridge.
- 15 comments
11:27 amThere's plenty of beer in the starboard fridge and plenty of White Castles in the port fridge.
- 9th
- 04:46 am
I'd put a funny line here, but I just can't....
- 2 comments
04:46 amI'd put a funny line here, but I just can't....
05:15 am(no subject)
- 8 comments
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- 10th
- 03:52 am
(A)bort, (R)etry or (M)urder!!!!
- 6 comments
03:52 am(A)bort, (R)etry or (M)urder!!!!
- 11th
- 01:46 am
"I would have fired me a year and a half ago." "Well, now that you mention it..."
01:46 am"I would have fired me a year and a half ago." "Well, now that you mention it..."
07:47 amDelightfully tender.
- 5 comments
07:47 amDelightfully tender.
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- 3 comments
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- 1 comment
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- 12th
- 10:27 am
Returning the Favor, or More Memes.
10:27 amReturning the Favor, or More Memes.
11:16 am(no subject)
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01:23 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
01:23 pm(no subject)
09:21 pmThe 2008 backups are now complete.
- 2 comments
09:21 pmThe 2008 backups are now complete.
- 14th
- 01:20 am
MITCHELL!
- 12 comments
01:20 amMITCHELL!
12:07 pmI try to do three stupid things at one time.
- 13 comments
12:07 pmI try to do three stupid things at one time.
02:01 pm(no subject)
02:01 pm(no subject)
07:07 pmYOU LOSE!
- 3 comments
07:07 pmYOU LOSE!
- 15th
- 01:21 am
Your fundamental assumptions start with "people who disagree with me are wrong" and then you just ba
- 2 comments
01:21 amYour fundamental assumptions start with "people who disagree with me are wrong" and then you just ba
10:01 amNothing destroys the charm of the evening than having a personality.
- 2 comments
10:01 amNothing destroys the charm of the evening than having a personality.
04:54 pmThe sole joy I will get in life will come from dancing on your graves, ballroom-style.
- 7 comments
04:54 pmThe sole joy I will get in life will come from dancing on your graves, ballroom-style.
- 16th
- 05:27 pm
This looks like a job for REGULAR GUY!
- 2 comments
05:27 pmThis looks like a job for REGULAR GUY!
- 17th
- 01:31 pm
ID10T Error - Please replace user.
- 3 comments
01:31 pmID10T Error - Please replace user.
02:57 pm"I AM A CONSUMER WHORE!" "AND HOW!"
- 2 comments
02:57 pm"I AM A CONSUMER WHORE!" "AND HOW!"
- 18th
- 08:36 am
I am the living definition of "Not a Morning Person."
- 1 comment
08:36 amI am the living definition of "Not a Morning Person."
- 19th
- 09:56 am
(no subject)
- 6 comments
09:56 am(no subject)
12:47 pmLisa Loeb?! I thought she was Courtney Hole!
- 1 comment
12:47 pmLisa Loeb?! I thought she was Courtney Hole!
- 20th
- 09:19 am
Is THIS the H.G. Welles' Part?
- 1 comment
09:19 amIs THIS the H.G. Welles' Part?
02:19 pmWhat kind of THING AM I!? AAARRRGGGHHH!!! < /shatner >
- 3 comments
02:19 pmWhat kind of THING AM I!? AAARRRGGGHHH!!! < /shatner >
- 21st
- 10:58 pm
Development of emotional instability and erratic mental attitudes...
- 5 comments
10:58 pmDevelopment of emotional instability and erratic mental attitudes...
- 23rd
- 02:44 pm
For people who like the 80s, or like logo design. It's orgasmic if you love both.
- 4 comments
02:44 pmFor people who like the 80s, or like logo design. It's orgasmic if you love both.
- 24th
- 03:41 am
The one you call Number One has the superior mind...
- 1 comment
03:41 amThe one you call Number One has the superior mind...
02:33 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
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- 25th
- 08:28 am
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- 26th
- 12:14 am
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09:00 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
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- 27th
- 02:51 am
At first I planned to blow up the sun, but then a kitten rubbed my leg so I went back in time and sa
02:51 amAt first I planned to blow up the sun, but then a kitten rubbed my leg so I went back in time and sa
- 28th
- 02:42 am
(no subject)
- 4 comments
02:42 am(no subject)
08:22 amYou sound like a Miss America contestant on Prozac
- 1 comment
08:22 amYou sound like a Miss America contestant on Prozac
09:59 amI'm amazed someone like that could find enough keys on the keyboard to type the article in.
- 1 comment
09:59 amI'm amazed someone like that could find enough keys on the keyboard to type the article in.
10:18 amDoing the Snoopy Dance over a once-mighty seat of power is an experience like no other.
- 1 comment
10:18 amDoing the Snoopy Dance over a once-mighty seat of power is an experience like no other.
01:32 pmSesame Street is brought to you by the letter Lambda, and the associated polymorphic calculus.
- 1 comment
01:32 pmSesame Street is brought to you by the letter Lambda, and the associated polymorphic calculus.
11:08 pmHere in the frosting mines of Canada the slaves of Betty Crocker work 'round the clock.
- 1 comment
11:08 pmHere in the frosting mines of Canada the slaves of Betty Crocker work 'round the clock.
- 30th
- 04:47 pm
This story does not take place at a coffee shop. This is not a statement on the coffee shop industr
- 1 comment
04:47 pmThis story does not take place at a coffee shop. This is not a statement on the coffee shop industr
11:12 pmMostly, though, I think it gave us hope ... that there can always be new beginnings ... even for peo
- 6 comments
11:12 pmMostly, though, I think it gave us hope ... that there can always be new beginnings ... even for peo
- 31st
- 04:16 am
122 Days and counting
- 7 comments
04:16 am122 Days and counting
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