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- 2nd
- 03:27 am
Tempteth not God.
03:27 amTempteth not God.
- 3rd
- 08:23 am
Plegh.
- 6 comments
08:23 amPlegh.
- 4th
- 04:13 am
According to 2 Kg.19:35 the angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers who woke the next morning to disc
- 5 comments
04:13 amAccording to 2 Kg.19:35 the angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers who woke the next morning to disc
- 5th
- 06:50 am
Yes, illegal immigration is a bad thing. But we also need to make it easier to get here legally.
- 3 comments
06:50 amYes, illegal immigration is a bad thing. But we also need to make it easier to get here legally.
07:40 amI HAVE HAIR IN THE PLACE WHERE THE FAKE MOUSTACHE WOULD GO.
- 1 comment
07:40 amI HAVE HAIR IN THE PLACE WHERE THE FAKE MOUSTACHE WOULD GO.
08:34 amNothing German about it! Herr is short for Herring.
- 1 comment
08:34 amNothing German about it! Herr is short for Herring.
- 6th
- 08:00 pm
Nakedness and firearms are probably the way to go.
- 9 comments
08:00 pmNakedness and firearms are probably the way to go.
- 7th
- 02:21 am
(no subject)
- 3 comments
02:21 am(no subject)
04:18 pm(no subject)
- 7 comments
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- 10th
- 08:56 am
Beginning the Day the Wrong Way
- 5 comments
08:56 amBeginning the Day the Wrong Way
- 11th
- 07:33 am
Blow off the other foot for symmetry.
- 2 comments
07:33 amBlow off the other foot for symmetry.
- 12th
- 06:12 am
Ah, the memories
- 3 comments
06:12 amAh, the memories
- 13th
- 10:51 pm
(no subject)
- 5 comments
10:51 pm(no subject)
- 14th
- 02:00 am
You are not being discriminated against - you are being hashed into the bucket containing Nascar fan
- 15 comments
02:00 amYou are not being discriminated against - you are being hashed into the bucket containing Nascar fan
- 15th
- 04:34 pm
A long shot...
- 14 comments
04:34 pmA long shot...
- 16th
- 04:38 am
For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears, Sitting 'round with rien! nothing to say!
04:38 amFor millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears, Sitting 'round with rien! nothing to say!
06:39 amPulse? Check. Responds to light and motion? Check. You're hired.
- 32 comments
06:39 amPulse? Check. Responds to light and motion? Check. You're hired.
05:20 pm(no subject)
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- 17th
- 04:36 am
Well yeah, I'd like something that would warp space, too, but I don't think using it for coat hanger
- 2 comments
04:36 amWell yeah, I'd like something that would warp space, too, but I don't think using it for coat hanger
- 18th
- 06:33 am
I hate this place.
- 3 comments
06:33 amI hate this place.
02:18 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
02:18 pm(no subject)
- 19th
- 07:20 am
Hello delly, Cap'm Tarrpals! Meesa back!
- 12 comments
07:20 amHello delly, Cap'm Tarrpals! Meesa back!
- 20th
- 04:43 am
As seen on The Wotch forums....
- 4 comments
04:43 amAs seen on The Wotch forums....
08:15 amI'll have the sweet and sour beef with concrete, please.
08:15 amI'll have the sweet and sour beef with concrete, please.
02:03 pm(no subject)
02:03 pm(no subject)
- 21st
- 05:43 am
What the hell was that?! ^_^
- 5 comments
05:43 amWhat the hell was that?! ^_^
- 22nd
- 05:19 am
Hold it! This is for Life!
- 3 comments
05:19 amHold it! This is for Life!
04:52 pmWe don't have Lost Dogs in Texas...we do EVERYTHING bigger here.
- 8 comments
04:52 pmWe don't have Lost Dogs in Texas...we do EVERYTHING bigger here.
07:15 pmThat still doesn't explain why you're using an Italian accent when you're eating Indian food.
- 12 comments
07:15 pmThat still doesn't explain why you're using an Italian accent when you're eating Indian food.
- 23rd
- 05:21 am
Off the deep end, Into the Fire.
- 5 comments
05:21 amOff the deep end, Into the Fire.
06:16 amI'm Al Gore. You may remember me as the former future President of the United States.
- 4 comments
06:16 amI'm Al Gore. You may remember me as the former future President of the United States.
04:50 pmMust...obey.......
- 10 comments
04:50 pmMust...obey.......
- 24th
- 05:24 pm
Why Jenn Needs Donations (Rounded up to the nearest $25)
- 4 comments
05:24 pmWhy Jenn Needs Donations (Rounded up to the nearest $25)
- 26th
- 12:39 pm
(no subject)
- 3 comments
12:39 pm(no subject)
- 27th
- 10:06 pm
First we take a generous serving of our creamy mashed potatoes, sweet kernel corn, bite size pieces
- 7 comments
10:06 pmFirst we take a generous serving of our creamy mashed potatoes, sweet kernel corn, bite size pieces
- 29th
- 04:10 pm
(no subject)
- 2 comments
04:10 pm(no subject)
08:48 pmNow, when Darth Vader captured Luke Skywalker, his brilliant plan was to let him escape with the sec
- 5 comments
08:48 pmNow, when Darth Vader captured Luke Skywalker, his brilliant plan was to let him escape with the sec
09:38 pmI'm not sure why I gave him a sombrero filled with explosives, but historic dissertations will proba
09:38 pmI'm not sure why I gave him a sombrero filled with explosives, but historic dissertations will proba
- 30th
- 03:40 am
(no subject)
- 6 comments
03:40 am(no subject)
11:36 pmMy digital pet ran away.
11:36 pmMy digital pet ran away.
- 31st
- 06:40 am
It's medicine, dear. You don't have to dress for it.
06:40 amIt's medicine, dear. You don't have to dress for it.
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