3rd
01:00 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

01:00 pm

(no subject)



09:58 pm

To be like the hu-man! To laugh like the hu-man!

- 3 comments

09:58 pm

To be like the hu-man! To laugh like the hu-man!



4th
05:15 pm

I stared at them uncomprehendingly, unconsciously, with I suppose some small amount of contempt.

- 1 comment

05:15 pm

I stared at them uncomprehendingly, unconsciously, with I suppose some small amount of contempt.



11:44 pm

(no subject)



11:44 pm

(no subject)



6th
12:31 am

"I'm Annie Oakley!" "I'm Kevin Costner's character from his recent Western movie!" "I'm a gulch!"

- 2 comments

12:31 am

"I'm Annie Oakley!" "I'm Kevin Costner's character from his recent Western movie!" "I'm a gulch!"



7th
11:34 am

I'm glad we didn't go see the Curse of the Alien Pogo Stick Skydivers



11:34 am

I'm glad we didn't go see the Curse of the Alien Pogo Stick Skydivers



8th
12:24 am

STS-124 Tracking info for Austin, San Francisco and Vancouver

- 2 comments

12:24 am

STS-124 Tracking info for Austin, San Francisco and Vancouver



01:28 am

(no subject)

- 3 comments

01:28 am

(no subject)



02:43 am

For one thing, Chess isn't very funny. For another, you never get to shoot anyone.

- 11 comments

02:43 am

For one thing, Chess isn't very funny. For another, you never get to shoot anyone.



03:31 am

The future of Doctor Who is in good hands.

- 6 comments

03:31 am

The future of Doctor Who is in good hands.



08:04 am

One day you'll be grateful to me for taking the time each day to teach you to withstand relentless a

- 8 comments

08:04 am

One day you'll be grateful to me for taking the time each day to teach you to withstand relentless a



9th
06:47 am

We're talking COD EXTINCTION, THAT IS SERIOUS

- 6 comments

06:47 am

We're talking COD EXTINCTION, THAT IS SERIOUS



07:04 am

And yes, I'll have golden armour with wide curves capable of containing my ample bosom

- 1 comment

07:04 am

And yes, I'll have golden armour with wide curves capable of containing my ample bosom



09:05 pm

Ficition is the truth behind the lie.

- 2 comments

09:05 pm

Ficition is the truth behind the lie.



10th
10:12 am

A little something for one Marianne McCann

- 4 comments

10:12 am

A little something for one Marianne McCann



11:29 pm

(no subject)

- 5 comments

11:29 pm

(no subject)



12th
12:03 am

It's either going to be a BLT, or a neurotoxin. Either way, our deaths will be tasty.

- 1 comment

12:03 am

It's either going to be a BLT, or a neurotoxin. Either way, our deaths will be tasty.



10:27 am

(no subject)

- 4 comments

10:27 am

(no subject)



11:17 am

Let's just say that this guy's a few horsemen short of an apocalypse.

- 10 comments

11:17 am

Let's just say that this guy's a few horsemen short of an apocalypse.



01:19 pm

More Routiness

- 2 comments

01:19 pm

More Routiness



02:16 pm

(no subject)

- 14 comments

02:16 pm

(no subject)



13th
01:30 am

74%? PAH. I'm 90% at the least.

- 8 comments

01:30 am

74%? PAH. I'm 90% at the least.



09:09 am

Planning Planning Planning

- 9 comments

09:09 am

Planning Planning Planning



02:21 pm

"Increase the dosage! He's noticing the effects!" "You're a hostile Japan and I'm Godzilla, baby!"

- 1 comment

02:21 pm

"Increase the dosage! He's noticing the effects!" "You're a hostile Japan and I'm Godzilla, baby!"



04:53 pm

WHON MOAH TING!



04:53 pm

WHON MOAH TING!



05:15 pm

Two more things.

- 2 comments

05:15 pm

Two more things.



05:25 pm

That is not a Prada bag.

- 1 comment

05:25 pm

That is not a Prada bag.



14th
02:29 pm

Writer's Block: Gender Bender

- 12 comments

02:29 pm

Writer's Block: Gender Bender



16th
01:31 pm

Shouting out in the ether to [livejournal.com profile] jennconspiracy



01:31 pm

Shouting out in the ether to [livejournal.com profile] jennconspiracy



01:36 pm

Shouting out in the ether to [livejournal.com profile] aspasia13



01:36 pm

Shouting out in the ether to [livejournal.com profile] aspasia13



01:44 pm

Shouting out in the ether to [livejournal.com profile] sailorrob, <lj site="livejournal.com



01:44 pm

Shouting out in the ether to [livejournal.com profile] sailorrob, <user site="livejournal



02:30 pm

You have [livejournal.com profile] drkbish to thank for this.

- 3 comments

02:30 pm

You have [livejournal.com profile] drkbish to thank for this.



17th
01:06 am

ALLEZ CUISINE!

- 17 comments

01:06 am

ALLEZ CUISINE!



02:48 pm

I think I'm going to superglue everything to my desk and claim security policy insanity.

- 3 comments

02:48 pm

I think I'm going to superglue everything to my desk and claim security policy insanity.



18th
09:36 am

"Absence of the Daleks"

- 2 comments

09:36 am

"Absence of the Daleks"



02:08 pm

(no subject)

- 5 comments

02:08 pm

(no subject)



05:31 pm

Jana - Update #2



05:31 pm

Jana - Update #2



19th
08:50 am

(no subject)

- 2 comments

08:50 am

(no subject)



10:31 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

10:31 am

(no subject)



05:16 pm

One student, Dixie Thoman, created a poem about menstruation with syllables arranged in a mathematic

- 2 comments

05:16 pm

One student, Dixie Thoman, created a poem about menstruation with syllables arranged in a mathematic



20th
03:48 pm

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

- 2 comments

03:48 pm

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey



21st
07:35 am

When I get done here, I'm going to retire and raise begonias.

- 3 comments

07:35 am

When I get done here, I'm going to retire and raise begonias.



06:05 pm

LOVELY flowers, begonias.



06:05 pm

LOVELY flowers, begonias.



22nd
03:33 am

I have no more chairs to break.



03:33 am

I have no more chairs to break.



12:19 pm

Oh, it's going to be one of THOSE days.



12:19 pm

Oh, it's going to be one of THOSE days.



23rd
04:11 am

George Carlin 1937-2008

- 5 comments

04:11 am

George Carlin 1937-2008



07:13 pm

"Women are the cows of people!" "............oh...my...god."

- 3 comments

07:13 pm

"Women are the cows of people!" "............oh...my...god."



24th
01:10 pm

Beef. The Final Frontier.

- 3 comments

01:10 pm

Beef. The Final Frontier.



01:17 pm

T-37 DAYS AND COUNTING

- 3 comments

01:17 pm

T-37 DAYS AND COUNTING



25th
03:19 am

It's all Bjarne's Fault.



03:19 am

It's all Bjarne's Fault.



09:44 am

I smell an architecture astronaut.

- 4 comments

09:44 am

I smell an architecture astronaut.



11:21 am

If you think its a risk, you could throw one of your little force fields around it.

- 1 comment

11:21 am

If you think its a risk, you could throw one of your little force fields around it.



02:02 pm

(no subject)



02:02 pm

(no subject)



26th
09:37 am

I'm the guy who's dumb enough to forget about ideal gas laws and thereby get sprayed with yogurt.



09:37 am

I'm the guy who's dumb enough to forget about ideal gas laws and thereby get sprayed with yogurt.



10:56 am

It unveils unsuspected erotic potential in every seemingly neutral legume.



10:56 am

It unveils unsuspected erotic potential in every seemingly neutral legume.



11:21 am

Frankly, the number of corner-cases you "customers" find horrifies me.

- 2 comments

11:21 am

Frankly, the number of corner-cases you "customers" find horrifies me.



12:25 pm

Posted because some people I know are buying the Babylon 5 script books.

- 2 comments

12:25 pm

Posted because some people I know are buying the Babylon 5 script books.



01:02 pm

"A banana in the high-speed card-reader. Brilliant!"

- 7 comments

01:02 pm

"A banana in the high-speed card-reader. Brilliant!"



27th
10:56 am

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

- 4 comments

10:56 am

So shines a good deed in a weary world.



12:13 pm

34 Days and counting.

- 1 comment

12:13 pm

34 Days and counting.



12:17 pm

I turn 34 on July 26th.

- 2 comments

12:17 pm

I turn 34 on July 26th.



01:26 pm

I don't want the BBC thrusting bottoms in my face on Christmas morning.

- 3 comments

01:26 pm

I don't want the BBC thrusting bottoms in my face on Christmas morning.



29th
01:06 am

(no subject)

- 6 comments

01:06 am

(no subject)



06:05 pm

YES! WE-KNOW-WHO-YOU-ARE!

- 15 comments

06:05 pm

YES! WE-KNOW-WHO-YOU-ARE!



30th
02:08 am

Finally, finished!

- 2 comments

02:08 am

Finally, finished!



11:16 am

(no subject)

- 5 comments

11:16 am

(no subject)



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