- 1st
- 04:05 am
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06:53 pm(no subject)
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09:56 pmTwitter Tweets
09:56 pmTwitter Tweets
- 2nd
- 10:35 pm
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10:35 pmTwitter Tweets
11:24 pmThe conversion from Austinite to Seattlite...BEGINS!
- 8 comments
11:24 pmThe conversion from Austinite to Seattlite...BEGINS!
- 3rd
- 08:52 pm
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- 13 comments
08:52 pm(no subject)
10:40 pm"It's clear to us that teaching children about homosexuality will make them gay...
10:40 pm"It's clear to us that teaching children about homosexuality will make them gay...
10:49 pmTwitter Tweets
10:49 pmTwitter Tweets
11:58 pmGIT OFF MAH LAWN!
- 2 comments
11:58 pmGIT OFF MAH LAWN!
11:59 pmA note to America at 11:59
- 4 comments
11:59 pmA note to America at 11:59
- 4th
- 03:24 pm
Dolari News Network - Picking OVer Monty Python Sketches for over 30 Years
- 3 comments
03:24 pmDolari News Network - Picking OVer Monty Python Sketches for over 30 Years
10:47 pmTwitter Tweets
10:47 pmTwitter Tweets
- 5th
- 03:16 am
"Why not? It worked in 'Blazing Saddles.'"
- 2 comments
03:16 am"Why not? It worked in 'Blazing Saddles.'"
01:13 pmInstead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which ca
- 17 comments
01:13 pmInstead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which ca
03:40 pm(no subject)
- 7 comments
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05:17 pm(no subject)
- 15 comments
05:17 pm(no subject)
10:28 pmTwitter Tweets
10:28 pmTwitter Tweets
- 6th
- 01:36 am
"Are you there Gort? It's me, Margaret"
- 6 comments
01:36 am"Are you there Gort? It's me, Margaret"
10:13 pmTHE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END - PLEASE GET OFF NOW
- 2 comments
10:13 pmTHE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END - PLEASE GET OFF NOW
10:43 pmTwitter Tweets
10:43 pmTwitter Tweets
- 7th
- 10:48 pm
Twitter Tweets
10:48 pmTwitter Tweets
- 8th
- 08:10 pm
Oh, watch out for them, They're gunna beat you up with that pipe wrench.
- 8 comments
08:10 pmOh, watch out for them, They're gunna beat you up with that pipe wrench.
10:40 pmTwitter Tweets
10:40 pmTwitter Tweets
- 9th
- 07:35 pm
Hi, someone please translate the word nutbar into latin for me. Thanks!
- 3 comments
07:35 pmHi, someone please translate the word nutbar into latin for me. Thanks!
11:09 pmTwitter Tweets
11:09 pmTwitter Tweets
- 11th
- 02:06 am
Then I'm gonna mountainbike off Niagra Falls!
- 3 comments
02:06 amThen I'm gonna mountainbike off Niagra Falls!
- 12th
- 04:45 pm
The problem is the shortage of herring schooners willing to accept unskilled labor these days.
- 2 comments
04:45 pmThe problem is the shortage of herring schooners willing to accept unskilled labor these days.
10:51 pmTwitter Tweets
10:51 pmTwitter Tweets
- 13th
- 03:35 am
My doctor says I should try and have less cardboard in my diet.
- 1 comment
03:35 amMy doctor says I should try and have less cardboard in my diet.
- 14th
- 10:50 pm
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- 15th
- 12:49 am
Today can be summed up in one word: "Clusterfuck."
- 4 comments
12:49 amToday can be summed up in one word: "Clusterfuck."
01:07 amHey, Doc, wanna know what I REALLY think of you?
- 4 comments
01:07 amHey, Doc, wanna know what I REALLY think of you?
11:12 pmTwitter Tweets
11:12 pmTwitter Tweets
- 16th
- 04:30 am
Report: 60 minutes total. 10 minutes of solution. 50 minutes of PLEASE SHUT UP.
- 2 comments
04:30 amReport: 60 minutes total. 10 minutes of solution. 50 minutes of PLEASE SHUT UP.
04:29 pmSet phasers for stun, y'all.
- 2 comments
04:29 pmSet phasers for stun, y'all.
11:07 pmTwitter Tweets
- 1 comment
11:07 pmTwitter Tweets
- 17th
- 05:34 am
(no subject)
- 1 comment
05:34 am(no subject)
06:03 pmRESTAURANT! OF! THE! CONTRADICTORIES!
- 3 comments
06:03 pmRESTAURANT! OF! THE! CONTRADICTORIES!
11:04 pmTwitter Tweets
11:04 pmTwitter Tweets
- 18th
- 04:06 am
(no subject)
- 5 comments
04:06 am(no subject)
03:20 pmCan't Win for Losing
03:20 pmCan't Win for Losing
03:58 pmtha great dumbout of 1906
03:58 pmtha great dumbout of 1906
05:05 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
05:05 pm(no subject)
11:14 pmTwitter Tweets
11:14 pmTwitter Tweets
- 19th
- 04:04 am
It's a start....
- 4 comments
04:04 amIt's a start....
01:50 pm(no subject)
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04:14 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
04:14 pm(no subject)
11:13 pmTwitter Tweets
11:13 pmTwitter Tweets
- 20th
- 03:47 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
03:47 am(no subject)
10:42 pmTwitter Tweets
10:42 pmTwitter Tweets
- 21st
- 02:21 am
I remember when Helping Hands WASN'T "Let's feed Ryan wierd stuff."
02:21 amI remember when Helping Hands WASN'T "Let's feed Ryan wierd stuff."
03:12 am(no subject)
03:12 am(no subject)
11:25 pmTwitter Tweets
11:25 pmTwitter Tweets
- 22nd
- 03:09 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
03:09 am(no subject)
03:56 amI'd like to site this conversation as proof that I'm able to work with the mad.
- 3 comments
03:56 amI'd like to site this conversation as proof that I'm able to work with the mad.
11:04 pmTwitter Tweets
11:04 pmTwitter Tweets
- 23rd
- 02:07 am
It's like watching someone mug Bambi.
- 2 comments
02:07 amIt's like watching someone mug Bambi.
02:52 pmFree movement in time and space is a scientific dream I don't expect to find solved in a junkyard!
02:52 pmFree movement in time and space is a scientific dream I don't expect to find solved in a junkyard!
11:25 pmTwitter Tweets
11:25 pmTwitter Tweets
- 24th
- 11:32 pm
It's a brave new world...pucker up.
- 2 comments
11:32 pmIt's a brave new world...pucker up.
- 25th
- 03:53 am
April 29th was going to be a good day, indeed.
- 2 comments
03:53 amApril 29th was going to be a good day, indeed.
- 26th
- 05:46 am
Take it easy son, put down that concertina and let's talk.
- 2 comments
05:46 amTake it easy son, put down that concertina and let's talk.
- 27th
- 12:45 am
Happy Turkey Day
12:45 amHappy Turkey Day
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03:32 am(no subject)
- 4 comments
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08:51 pmTwitter Tweets
08:51 pmTwitter Tweets
- 28th
- 03:36 pm
Success is the ultimate revenge, so stop complaining and suceed already.
- 1 comment
03:36 pmSuccess is the ultimate revenge, so stop complaining and suceed already.
- 29th
- 09:13 pm
I wish my editor of choice had Drug and Drop capabilities.
- 2 comments
09:13 pmI wish my editor of choice had Drug and Drop capabilities.
- 30th
- 01:09 am
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- 3 comments
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