- 1st
- 11:59 pm
No, I'm just trying to understand the culture, not destroy it.
11:59 pmNo, I'm just trying to understand the culture, not destroy it.
- 2nd
- 04:55 am
Hmm, I appear to have accidentally delted my "trump card."
- 1 comment
04:55 amHmm, I appear to have accidentally delted my "trump card."
06:19 pmRichard doesn't have boobs, so he may not be as intimately familiar with the physics thereof.
06:19 pmRichard doesn't have boobs, so he may not be as intimately familiar with the physics thereof.
11:59 pmI certainly will not be the only person to feel the need to respond to this.
11:59 pmI certainly will not be the only person to feel the need to respond to this.
- 3rd
- 04:31 am
HUGGBEES!
04:31 amHUGGBEES!
05:51 amNo ordinary shmoe can just walk up here and start dealing.
05:51 amNo ordinary shmoe can just walk up here and start dealing.
05:21 pmVOTE VOTE VOTE!
- 3 comments
05:21 pmVOTE VOTE VOTE!
09:01 pmWhen you die, your soul is released into the network to guide little packets on their way to their d
09:01 pmWhen you die, your soul is released into the network to guide little packets on their way to their d
11:59 pmWe're bringing the risks of online banking to projectile weaponry.
- 4 comments
11:59 pmWe're bringing the risks of online banking to projectile weaponry.
- 4th
- 06:06 pm
Earth is dangerous. Maybe we should sue the manufacturer.
- 3 comments
06:06 pmEarth is dangerous. Maybe we should sue the manufacturer.
11:59 pmwell at least I'm not INSANE
- 2 comments
11:59 pmwell at least I'm not INSANE
- 5th
- 04:15 pm
Sorry, that's ham-speak for Russian over-the-horizon missle early warning radar which splatters into
04:15 pmSorry, that's ham-speak for Russian over-the-horizon missle early warning radar which splatters into
11:59 pmyou'd think they'd never seen a man with a plant before.
- 2 comments
11:59 pmyou'd think they'd never seen a man with a plant before.
- 6th
- 04:02 am
We can always teach the kid to have emotions.
04:02 amWe can always teach the kid to have emotions.
05:22 pmI would sooner date a Republican!
- 3 comments
05:22 pmI would sooner date a Republican!
11:59 pmAnd I always trust what I find outside my hotel room door.
- 6 comments
11:59 pmAnd I always trust what I find outside my hotel room door.
- 7th
- 03:55 pm
It has begun.
- 2 comments
03:55 pmIt has begun.
06:20 pmMy God! It's full of Postscript!
- 5 comments
06:20 pmMy God! It's full of Postscript!
08:33 pmAll those little blue planetoids look alike -- Little, blue and planetoidy.
08:33 pmAll those little blue planetoids look alike -- Little, blue and planetoidy.
11:59 pm"Cres" is the phrase's plural subroot modifier. "Cent" is the pronoun's past bicuspid singular pred
11:59 pm"Cres" is the phrase's plural subroot modifier. "Cent" is the pronoun's past bicuspid singular pred
- 8th
- 11:59 pm
When it comes to dairy confectionaries, I accept NO substitutes...SIR.
- 12 comments
11:59 pmWhen it comes to dairy confectionaries, I accept NO substitutes...SIR.
- 9th
- 11:58 pm
Hey, Man. Whoa, Man. Hey, Man. Whoa, Man. Hey, Man. Whoa, Man. Hey, Man. Whoa, Man. I hate y
- 3 comments
11:58 pmHey, Man. Whoa, Man. Hey, Man. Whoa, Man. Hey, Man. Whoa, Man. Hey, Man. Whoa, Man. I hate y
11:59 pmThe Shattered Reflection, Part One
11:59 pmThe Shattered Reflection, Part One
- 10th
- 06:44 am
My knees turn to water when I see bangs teased six inches tall and sprayed into a solid mass.
- 7 comments
06:44 amMy knees turn to water when I see bangs teased six inches tall and sprayed into a solid mass.
11:59 pmWho the hell is General Failure and why is he reading my harddrive?
- 5 comments
11:59 pmWho the hell is General Failure and why is he reading my harddrive?
- 11th
- 01:58 am
liposuction me and I'd fall apart
- 1 comment
01:58 amliposuction me and I'd fall apart
04:39 amconfused, eh? that's the first step. Come, let us take a relaxing sauna
04:39 amconfused, eh? that's the first step. Come, let us take a relaxing sauna
09:31 pmJust let it droop, dude.
- 1 comment
09:31 pmJust let it droop, dude.
11:59 pmYou should remember that man has not yet fuly tamed the wild pawpaw.
11:59 pmYou should remember that man has not yet fuly tamed the wild pawpaw.
- 12th
- 06:02 am
A Wish for Wings, Teaser....
- 7 comments
06:02 amA Wish for Wings, Teaser....
11:59 pm"I love trees!" "So does your average cocker spaniel."
- 5 comments
11:59 pm"I love trees!" "So does your average cocker spaniel."
- 13th
- 08:14 pm
it's more like grease as sculpture
08:14 pmit's more like grease as sculpture
11:59 pmwell, there is a chance, but i don't think he'd help your ears convolve
11:59 pmwell, there is a chance, but i don't think he'd help your ears convolve
- 14th
- 05:51 pm
HEll be in the bathroom washing off the clown.
05:51 pmHEll be in the bathroom washing off the clown.
07:26 pmIt wants the room to suffer.
- 3 comments
07:26 pmIt wants the room to suffer.
07:59 pmI think I have reached the Schwarzschild limit for geekiness. Pretending to play an adventure game.
- 1 comment
07:59 pmI think I have reached the Schwarzschild limit for geekiness. Pretending to play an adventure game.
11:59 pmOf course, if you want to burn me in effigy you can do that too.
- 4 comments
11:59 pmOf course, if you want to burn me in effigy you can do that too.
- 15th
- 05:49 am
So help me high frucose corn syrup.
- 2 comments
05:49 amSo help me high frucose corn syrup.
06:20 pmDo not mix greases of different base type.
- 4 comments
06:20 pmDo not mix greases of different base type.
11:57 pmBy a strange anatomical coincidence, my wrists are also inches away from my fingertips.
- 1 comment
11:57 pmBy a strange anatomical coincidence, my wrists are also inches away from my fingertips.
11:59 pmnext to chef, mt. st. helens would be like an annoying unpopped zit
11:59 pmnext to chef, mt. st. helens would be like an annoying unpopped zit
- 17th
- 03:09 pm
Children love pretending to be otters and porpoises, playing in the current.
03:09 pmChildren love pretending to be otters and porpoises, playing in the current.
11:59 pmthey sit there for hours and practice these lines while eating their donuts
11:59 pmthey sit there for hours and practice these lines while eating their donuts
- 18th
- 02:14 am
I occasionally read while driving, but only when alone in rush hour traffic.
02:14 amI occasionally read while driving, but only when alone in rush hour traffic.
04:33 amso with my solution you can get married *today* rather than waiting around to see of the person you
- 2 comments
04:33 amso with my solution you can get married *today* rather than waiting around to see of the person you
04:35 pmHulk want rubber girl that not explode!
04:35 pmHulk want rubber girl that not explode!
05:43 pmMarcus, this is the kind of conversation that can only end in a gunshot.
- 1 comment
05:43 pmMarcus, this is the kind of conversation that can only end in a gunshot.
09:37 pmIf you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
- 4 comments
09:37 pmIf you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
11:59 pmThe fire swamps of C++?
- 5 comments
11:59 pmThe fire swamps of C++?
- 19th
- 05:01 am
Bitterness is log scale
- 9 comments
05:01 amBitterness is log scale
11:58 pm(no subject)
11:58 pm(no subject)
11:59 pmWe should just give in and rename it the "Innernet."
11:59 pmWe should just give in and rename it the "Innernet."
- 21st
- 02:40 pm
When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have comapssion for his graduate students.
02:40 pmWhen a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have comapssion for his graduate students.
11:59 pmAnd so it ends....
11:59 pmAnd so it ends....
- 22nd
- 11:59 pm
I wish I could get radio reception on my fillings.
11:59 pmI wish I could get radio reception on my fillings.
- 23rd
- 11:59 pm
There's plenty of beer in the starboard refrigerator and plentry of frozen White Castle hamburgers i
- 4 comments
11:59 pmThere's plenty of beer in the starboard refrigerator and plentry of frozen White Castle hamburgers i
- 24th
- 11:59 pm
Never underestimate the power of lunges, for they can affect your butt muscles greatly.
- 2 comments
11:59 pmNever underestimate the power of lunges, for they can affect your butt muscles greatly.
- 25th
- 11:59 pm
Mad Slightly Annoyed High Pitched Buzzing Force!
11:59 pmMad Slightly Annoyed High Pitched Buzzing Force!
- 26th
- 03:37 pm
he full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the number of your kids by 32 teeth,
03:37 pmhe full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the number of your kids by 32 teeth,
11:51 pmthey're Enya in black-and-white
- 5 comments
11:51 pmthey're Enya in black-and-white
- 28th
- 11:59 pm
Uranium depleted fish can defeat some tanks.
11:59 pmUranium depleted fish can defeat some tanks.
- 29th
- 02:34 pm
I was there in June, and let me tell you it was empty and boring, and there were logicians all over
02:34 pmI was there in June, and let me tell you it was empty and boring, and there were logicians all over
11:59 pmIf it would take your mind off the pain in your mouth, I'll come over and slap you silly for only $1
11:59 pmIf it would take your mind off the pain in your mouth, I'll come over and slap you silly for only $1
- 30th
- 11:59 pm
I can't stop eating Swedish Fish!
11:59 pmI can't stop eating Swedish Fish!
- 31st
- 02:19 pm
Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape Flavor: This one wins the award for absolute worst red wine ever invented.
- 2 comments
02:19 pmMad Dog 20/20 Red Grape Flavor: This one wins the award for absolute worst red wine ever invented.
04:41 pmAll polystyrene-derived foods stick to my teeth.
04:41 pmAll polystyrene-derived foods stick to my teeth.
11:59 pmGetting hit by a car is a lot more effort than I thought.
- 2 comments
11:59 pmGetting hit by a car is a lot more effort than I thought.
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