1st
02:59 am

NO! FRIENDS get Frosties! Partners...they share..._A_ Frosty.

- 8 comments

02:59 am

NO! FRIENDS get Frosties! Partners...they share..._A_ Frosty.



10:17 pm

Roger, there is a message for you.

- 4 comments

10:17 pm

Roger, there is a message for you.



2nd
01:34 am

Y'all smell good this evenin'.

- 8 comments

01:34 am

Y'all smell good this evenin'.



3rd
04:06 pm

Why Jenn Shouldn't Live on Her Own, Part Two

- 5 comments

04:06 pm

Why Jenn Shouldn't Live on Her Own, Part Two



06:28 pm

A genetically cloned society contains as much genetic diversity as West Virginia.

- 12 comments

06:28 pm

A genetically cloned society contains as much genetic diversity as West Virginia.



7th
01:52 am

Gag unto me with a spoon.

- 2 comments

01:52 am

Gag unto me with a spoon.



07:01 pm

After one week back on the Estrofem...

- 4 comments

07:01 pm

After one week back on the Estrofem...



09:56 pm

This is no time to be picking carrots, Missy!



09:56 pm

This is no time to be picking carrots, Missy!



10:15 pm

Better Know Your Neighbors.

- 4 comments

10:15 pm

Better Know Your Neighbors.



10:56 pm

I'd use easier names, though.

- 2 comments

10:56 pm

I'd use easier names, though.



8th
01:26 am

Excuse me while my mind boggles.

- 1 comment

01:26 am

Excuse me while my mind boggles.



01:51 am

Describing American Politics to Kuwaitis.....

- 2 comments

01:51 am

Describing American Politics to Kuwaitis.....



9th
12:41 am

She didn't have a uterus, she had a clown car!

- 6 comments

12:41 am

She didn't have a uterus, she had a clown car!



01:30 am

"Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme, MAKE-UP!" *glittery transformation scene*



01:30 am

"Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme, MAKE-UP!" *glittery transformation scene*



10:21 am

Geek.

- 1 comment

10:21 am

Geek.



11th
02:50 am

Humans (also known as: fleshlings, squishies, and "dumb stubbies")

- 1 comment

02:50 am

Humans (also known as: fleshlings, squishies, and "dumb stubbies")



13th
02:46 am

Am I drooling correctly, Spike?

- 1 comment

02:46 am

Am I drooling correctly, Spike?



15th
02:35 am

Official Announcement Thing

- 5 comments

02:35 am

Official Announcement Thing



11:05 am

O_o

- 3 comments

11:05 am

O_o



02:12 pm

Everytime I show you around Manhattan, I pass a kidney stone.

- 6 comments

02:12 pm

Everytime I show you around Manhattan, I pass a kidney stone.



16th
02:10 am

What do you mean "What would you do with a 55 gallon drum of WD40?" I'd never hear another squeak a

- 9 comments

02:10 am

What do you mean "What would you do with a 55 gallon drum of WD40?" I'd never hear another squeak a



10:32 pm

In another reality we could have been friends.

- 9 comments

10:32 pm

In another reality we could have been friends.



18th
03:14 am

An Evening in Central Texas

- 7 comments

03:14 am

An Evening in Central Texas



10:14 pm

I'm 32, she's 15, I've had her almost half my life....



10:14 pm

I'm 32, she's 15, I've had her almost half my life....



10:47 pm

This is for Ghostie:

- 4 comments

10:47 pm

This is for Ghostie:



19th
01:15 am

RIP Powershot A85 Digital Camera - 2005-2006 (just after the warranty ended!)

- 1 comment

01:15 am

RIP Powershot A85 Digital Camera - 2005-2006 (just after the warranty ended!)



20th
02:53 am

ping gwensmith.com

- 16 comments

02:53 am

ping gwensmith.com



11:57 pm

Meme! Now!

- 17 comments

11:57 pm

Meme! Now!



21st
01:30 am

Night of a Thousand Rollovers.

- 5 comments

01:30 am

Night of a Thousand Rollovers.



03:49 pm

The last pictures taken by my camera, Part One.

- 1 comment

03:49 pm

The last pictures taken by my camera, Part One.



03:54 pm

The last pictures taken by my camera, Part Two.

- 2 comments

03:54 pm

The last pictures taken by my camera, Part Two.



22nd
02:33 am

Let's do this like Buddhists.

- 2 comments

02:33 am

Let's do this like Buddhists.



23rd
12:48 am

No one could say no to you.

- 6 comments

12:48 am

No one could say no to you.



02:30 am

Mammularpectularchesticaboobularbibbitybobbittyboob.

- 10 comments

02:30 am

Mammularpectularchesticaboobularbibbitybobbittyboob.



09:55 pm

It never rains, but it pours.

- 1 comment

09:55 pm

It never rains, but it pours.



24th
02:48 pm

I'm Angus McGarnacle, the Argyle Gargoyle who Gargles Gershwin!

- 4 comments

02:48 pm

I'm Angus McGarnacle, the Argyle Gargoyle who Gargles Gershwin!



26th
03:21 am

And now I can continue with the life of a single young girl.

- 2 comments

03:21 am

And now I can continue with the life of a single young girl.



27th
03:10 am

(no subject)

- 3 comments

03:10 am

(no subject)



03:03 pm

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME.



03:03 pm

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME.



29th
02:13 am

Ten Day Festival of Sausage



02:13 am

Ten Day Festival of Sausage



04:17 am

I read that "Love Swing" box as "Love Shrimp."



04:17 am

I read that "Love Swing" box as "Love Shrimp."



04:55 am

NOT IF I DON'T MELT YOUR FACE FIRST!



04:55 am

NOT IF I DON'T MELT YOUR FACE FIRST!



30th
01:17 pm

I think I look more fashionable alive.

- 16 comments

01:17 pm

I think I look more fashionable alive.



06:13 pm

Who would have known he was soaking twelve girsl in quicklime in the cellar?



06:13 pm

Who would have known he was soaking twelve girsl in quicklime in the cellar?



09:17 pm

Proof there is a god, and that he hates me.



09:17 pm

Proof there is a god, and that he hates me.



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