- 1st
- 07:58 am
In my defense, my explanation wasn't so much wrong as nonsensical. Neither number does any eating.
- 4 comments
07:58 amIn my defense, my explanation wasn't so much wrong as nonsensical. Neither number does any eating.
09:23 amI like Soviet Revisionism. But only on the personal scale.
- 2 comments
09:23 amI like Soviet Revisionism. But only on the personal scale.
09:02 pmHan shot first.
- 2 comments
09:02 pmHan shot first.
09:22 pm(no subject)
- 14 comments
09:22 pm(no subject)
- 2nd
- 07:31 am
Some achieve breakfast and some have breakfast thrust upon them
- 13 comments
07:31 amSome achieve breakfast and some have breakfast thrust upon them
- 4th
- 07:36 am
Caught between the rock, the hard place, and squishyness in between,
- 13 comments
07:36 amCaught between the rock, the hard place, and squishyness in between,
07:46 am(no subject)
- 4 comments
07:46 am(no subject)
- 5th
- 07:13 am
How can you laugh, when you know I'm down?
- 1 comment
07:13 amHow can you laugh, when you know I'm down?
- 6th
- 01:59 am
Wherein the Artist meets the Music Makers
01:59 amWherein the Artist meets the Music Makers
07:09 amWherein the Music Makers meet the Artist
- 7 comments
07:09 amWherein the Music Makers meet the Artist
06:11 pmOne does not sing about honeymoons when one is divorcing one's husband.
- 5 comments
06:11 pmOne does not sing about honeymoons when one is divorcing one's husband.
- 8th
- 09:50 am
You don't win by default...I win by ROOK TO THE EYE! ::stab stab stab stab::
- 3 comments
09:50 amYou don't win by default...I win by ROOK TO THE EYE! ::stab stab stab stab::
07:40 pm(no subject)
07:40 pm(no subject)
- 9th
- 07:11 am
It's like piloting a brick.
07:11 amIt's like piloting a brick.
09:46 amIf you want me, you can find me Left of Center.
09:46 amIf you want me, you can find me Left of Center.
11:17 pm(no subject)
- 10 comments
11:17 pm(no subject)
- 10th
- 09:38 am
Be strong. Serve god only. Know that if you do, beutiful heaven awaits.
- 4 comments
09:38 amBe strong. Serve god only. Know that if you do, beutiful heaven awaits.
05:08 pmMY EYES ARE BURNING FROM ZE LASERS!
- 7 comments
05:08 pmMY EYES ARE BURNING FROM ZE LASERS!
06:42 pmCucumber monsters are totally underrepresented in today's films.
- 5 comments
06:42 pmCucumber monsters are totally underrepresented in today's films.
08:22 pmI wonder if the Fire Department has any simuloids.
- 2 comments
08:22 pmI wonder if the Fire Department has any simuloids.
- 11th
- 08:45 pm
I was too busy feeling vaguely alarmed by the speed of light.
- 2 comments
08:45 pmI was too busy feeling vaguely alarmed by the speed of light.
- 12th
- 09:40 am
Everythings funnier with Ayn Rand in it.
- 2 comments
09:40 amEverythings funnier with Ayn Rand in it.
10:06 amI wish you luck with a captial F.
10:06 amI wish you luck with a captial F.
10:12 pmIt's okay, I bought stock in a mace company just before civilization crumbled.
- 7 comments
10:12 pmIt's okay, I bought stock in a mace company just before civilization crumbled.
- 13th
- 02:55 am
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
- 3 comments
02:55 amUPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
08:31 amShoot the bad guys and I'll glady sing a tune for you.
- 5 comments
08:31 amShoot the bad guys and I'll glady sing a tune for you.
08:50 pm(no subject)
08:50 pm(no subject)
10:39 pmIt is becoming increasingly clear that the couch will be the productivity metaphor for the new mille
10:39 pmIt is becoming increasingly clear that the couch will be the productivity metaphor for the new mille
- 14th
- 03:29 am
::cries::
03:29 am::cries::
03:44 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
03:44 am(no subject)
07:36 amLater that evening.
- 2 comments
07:36 amLater that evening.
- 15th
- 05:39 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
05:39 am(no subject)
05:47 amSpeaking of Shins...
05:47 amSpeaking of Shins...
- 16th
- 04:42 am
Butt Numb a Thon
- 3 comments
04:42 amButt Numb a Thon
06:13 amTogsvik! I can see your house from up here!
- 10 comments
06:13 amTogsvik! I can see your house from up here!
02:58 pmSubtlety didn't work, so we used Thomas.
- 2 comments
02:58 pmSubtlety didn't work, so we used Thomas.
06:35 pmThere isn't a vibrating chair in that bag for me, is there?
- 3 comments
06:35 pmThere isn't a vibrating chair in that bag for me, is there?
08:25 pmHey, John! I can see your IP from up here!
- 6 comments
08:25 pmHey, John! I can see your IP from up here!
- 17th
- 05:45 am
We have entered the time when all will turn against us and seek our lives...
- 6 comments
05:45 amWe have entered the time when all will turn against us and seek our lives...
- 18th
- 07:30 pm
BONK BONK ON THE HEAD! BONK BONK!
07:30 pmBONK BONK ON THE HEAD! BONK BONK!
- 19th
- 05:14 am
"You can't use this as the Quote of the Day!"
- 8 comments
05:14 am"You can't use this as the Quote of the Day!"
08:34 am::pets her::
08:34 am::pets her::
05:18 pm(no subject)
05:18 pm(no subject)
- 20th
- 08:11 am
If you can get credit for dressing as a lobster, anything is possible.
08:11 amIf you can get credit for dressing as a lobster, anything is possible.
08:39 amOh, the pain, the pain....
- 2 comments
08:39 amOh, the pain, the pain....
10:01 pm(no subject)
10:01 pm(no subject)
- 21st
- 06:24 am
Good old Judas....
- 10 comments
06:24 amGood old Judas....
09:24 pmVH1's I Love the 20s: "What was that Black Thursday all about?"
- 4 comments
09:24 pmVH1's I Love the 20s: "What was that Black Thursday all about?"
- 22nd
- 06:28 am
Wasabi Mayonnaise should not be applied as liberally as regular mayonnaise.
06:28 amWasabi Mayonnaise should not be applied as liberally as regular mayonnaise.
- 23rd
- 01:19 am
Reader Map for 508.22!
- 1 comment
01:19 amReader Map for 508.22!
06:37 amLove! Brings! RAINBOWS!
- 3 comments
06:37 amLove! Brings! RAINBOWS!
- 24th
- 08:02 pm
Updated Contact Info
- 3 comments
08:02 pmUpdated Contact Info
- 25th
- 02:32 am
Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch!
- 11 comments
02:32 amStyle and comfort for the discriminating crotch!
05:14 amAgain, he did NOT catch Bigfoot.
05:14 amAgain, he did NOT catch Bigfoot.
08:02 amIt's Green.
- 3 comments
08:02 amIt's Green.
11:13 amBoogers.
11:13 amBoogers.
02:03 pmOOOOOH! IT'S SOOO ITCHY! OOoOOoOooooOOooOOOOooooOOOO!
- 2 comments
02:03 pmOOOOOH! IT'S SOOO ITCHY! OOoOOoOooooOOooOOOOooooOOOO!
02:54 pmOh, man, this is gonna hurt.
- 6 comments
02:54 pmOh, man, this is gonna hurt.
- 26th
- 06:28 am
You Lose.
- 6 comments
06:28 amYou Lose.
06:42 amOne of these things is not like the other.
- 4 comments
06:42 amOne of these things is not like the other.
09:45 amTo Live and Love in 1997.
- 1 comment
09:45 amTo Live and Love in 1997.
- 27th
- 01:21 am
Not what my mom says....
01:21 amNot what my mom says....
03:24 amATTN ALL DELL-ITES.
03:24 amATTN ALL DELL-ITES.
10:20 am"We're starving, and they bring gifts like batteries and oil..." "...and brass polisher."
10:20 am"We're starving, and they bring gifts like batteries and oil..." "...and brass polisher."
08:19 pmCRESCENT FRESH!
- 4 comments
08:19 pmCRESCENT FRESH!
- 28th
- 07:43 am
"The amazing dangerous stunts he'll do are like....fucking BEEF ON ASS, man!" "This guy is like the
- 2 comments
07:43 am"The amazing dangerous stunts he'll do are like....fucking BEEF ON ASS, man!" "This guy is like the
09:53 amSee, not only don't I want George in my air force, I don't even want him delivering my pizza.
- 7 comments
09:53 amSee, not only don't I want George in my air force, I don't even want him delivering my pizza.
11:22 pmWHERE'S MY BREAKFAST!? WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST!?!?
11:22 pmWHERE'S MY BREAKFAST!? WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST!?!?
- 29th
- 02:20 am
Comics cancelled due to stress.
- 4 comments
02:20 amComics cancelled due to stress.
- 31st
- 08:03 am
If selling babies for fun and profit is wrong, I don't want to be right.
08:03 amIf selling babies for fun and profit is wrong, I don't want to be right.
08:31 amo/` Oh, the penguin and the french fries should be friends o/`
- 2 comments
08:31 amo/` Oh, the penguin and the french fries should be friends o/`
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